Wet a hand towel and microwave for a minute or two. Voila! Heating pad. Be careful - they can get super hot.

Watching reruns of Disney sitcoms before putting kids to bed. Then probably doing my nails - got some forest green polish today. Maybe having some wine ( early run tomorrow) and watching something on Netflix. I'm old. My husband is old. And we're lame.

Yeah, me. I went to law school because my parents expected me to and I had no better ideas. I did well and passes the bar but practicing was another story. I was in a bad situation office-wise but even after leaving I don't miss it. Luckily, I was able to find a job that uses my law degree. My husband has changed…

Since I cannot edit my quarter formed comment. I'll say this - I'm sorry for what you've been through. Parents who assign worth or value to their child's sexuality can fuck off. It's no about you - love your kids like they deserve. Or you don't deserve to have kids.

Mine's acting like a brat, too. Two words posted on another post. Ugh.

On behalf of ratio

It's the commentary that bugs me not the evil eye and judgment. And can you teach me the glare if it works on crabby 9 yo's? I'm open to anything that doesn't involve violence at this point.

Is it BPA free? I won't eat any plastic with BPA.

Nooooo! So bad. I am the helmet enforcer. My kids wore brain buckets on their trikes. No bike helmets is my "don't be a judgey parent asshole" kryptonite. And while while texting!? I try so hard not be an ass about judging other parents but this one area where that goes out the window.

True the nanny may have more experience (or not), but that experience isn't with the child in question. Nor is the nanny familiar with the parenting methods and techniques being employed. So, in short, unless you're asked for advice by a stranger, don't offer. Just nod, smile, and move on.

The article was from 2005. So, basically, the Middle Ages.

Release the crazy: http://www.citypages.com/2005-02-02/new…

Fucking is too good for Hulu. And itseven worse bastard offspring HuluPlus. Roll on a fire ant hill covered in honey after getting a million billion paper cuts that were treated with finger polish remover.

Who's this FICA guy and why does he get all my money?

The reason may be the urban legend - I found some hooey about taking the emphasis away from people. I wish I could find the article where I read this - it was fascinating. The main story was about a woman from MIT or who went there and was a successful scientist by day, and fundamentalist crusader against barcodes…

Now that I Google while waiting for a conference call, it may be an urban legend. Either way, Hobby Lobby sucks.

That's the whole thing! Thank you. I was too embarrassed to Google it at work.

Tell her that they don't use bar codes because their management believes that they are an actual and literal precursor to the End Times.

My ankles about snapped in sympathy from looking at them. Luckily, I did my drinking at my hick college where I could wear sneakers or even my slippers.