I'm getting me two of them swords and the crossbow. Then I'm moving to the Highlands and waiting for the Foam Apocalypse to come looking for me.

It's how we say "hello" in my neighbourhood.

Anybody want to start a metal band called 'Sphinxes of Tel Hazor'?

Shame they didn't introduce micro-transactions. It would have been TIME TO MAKE SOME CRRRAAAAAAAAAAZY MONEY!

Literally the second paragraph.

Crack in Time is genuinely the best R&C game. If anybody tells you otherwise they are a shifty scoundrel worth giving no credence.

I think it's safe to assume that every WiiU is currently a dedicated MH3U machine.

And this is why I failed French in high school.

I've got one - so that at least makes two known WiiU owners.

Empirical Fact: There is no better way to conclude a high-concept science-fiction movie than having a Crazy Crispy Mark Strong rampage through a giant, star-bound nuclear bomb.

I thought Jeff Bridges was hotter before he turned into a hot blonde.

"Sounds Swedish"

If anyone here nominates the resplendent Sunshine my foot shall be introducing you to the surface of the sun.

Then my work here is done.

It starts getting not-completely-terrible around about the 300th hour.

Don't we all?

Is Armageddon seriously in the Criterion Collection?

Wasn't he in Caves of Androzani?