Well, I know what I'm doing this weekend.

You're totally heartless. Or at least you are for the next nine months.

Some of the best cartoon episodes of all time have ended with a fart joke - don't knock it.

Is this available on Blu-ray? It should be. Criterion Collection.

You don't find cannibalism adorable? Well, not cannibalism - because it's ewok on human dining. You know what I mean.

Opening of Episode VII -

Isn't that what contraception is for?

Do you always opt to use whatever method involves intercourse and infanticide?

I think some people just have a bizarre dislike of Penguins.

No! How dare they utilise the monolithic, literary genius of the Star Wars franchise to entertain children!

But you also end up with a noisy, smelly after-product that you have to look after.

Maybe they could finally grow me one.

I think you forgot to swap Cloud's head with a block of cheese.

I happen to know that Digital Devil Saga tastes great on crackers.

They sometimes taste like it too.

Jokes like that aren't very mature.

Also, some go really well with wine and others stink to high heaven.

If it's the Deftones, I hope it's OFF.