To play Animal Crossing.

Tyrion + Wheately + Guilty Spark = YEP.

Can't unhear LSP at a Beyonce concert. That needs to be an episode, somehow.

Men aren't allowed to go "d'aww" once in a while? Because this is pretty d'aww.

I bet your sword can't kill a black hole.

Came here to say exactly this. That game understood the Hulk the way the Spider-man 2 game understood Spider-man; it was just a joy to run around the city as the Hulk, moving and handling just the way you'd expect him to.

There are worse places to be stuck.

Yay! The only thing that was stopping me from buying a Xbox One was the lack of Kingdom Hearts! Now there's no reason not to get one!

Cats are rubbish.

If they announce a FFXV/KHIII crossover my head will explode.

See, I love Mario but cats suck ass compared to dogs. Dilemma. I either give a vote to an animal or a franchise I don't like. If only there was a third party. Like a Solid Snake Fish or something.

My body can't handle seeing this, KHIII and FFXV all in the same day. I'm shaking violently and there's fluid leaking from everywhere. That's normal, right?

I'll buy it just for the new haircut alone. Damn.

I would dress head-to-toe in white and instantly become invisible.

Jesus Christ, that is in severe need of some colour.

"Wouldn't it be hilarious if aliens were in this movie?"

I was mostly if not entirely kidding, but thanks anyway!

So that's how you become a games journalist. Uh... how about them vigors in Bioshock Infinite? Do I get a badge or something now?