Quick, somebody better get David Amess to raise this issue in the Commons!

This deserves a medal. Or a certificate or something. An accolade of some description at the very least.

Personally, I'm more excited for the Taylor Lautner 'Zardoz' remake.

"Please let me die" wasn't actually in the script. It's just the only thing that they can get poor Gregg to say after being in eleven fucking miserable episodes of Agents of SHIELD.

That's why Neptunians never play billiards.

"boring and monotonous life of an airport"

Oy!

He should moove out of the way.

Stunning DayZ gameplay footage -

I had always wondered what the "I'm not racist BUT" of misogyny was going to look like.

It was a surprise to me because I hadn't really been following it too closely; I try to go into films as cold as possible - precisely because I really like having things like that as a surprise.

It's a tough call, because everyone I know who has seen it has a completely different opinion on it. But for six bucks I'd say it's worth a pop. It's definitely interesting, I'm still not sure if it's actually "good". It's weird. I feel weird about it. You should probably watch it.

Despite it's flaws, Place Beyond The Pines still gets points for me for the big twist in the middle. I had NO idea. It's rare to be that surprised by a movie these days.

Good to see it's continuing the tradition set by the previous game of ruining pretty fantastic animation by slobbering fucking horrendous voice acting all over it.

Good to see it's continuing the tradition set by the previous game of ruining pretty fantastic animation by slobbering fucking horrendous voice acting all over it.

Well, I was about to go get in my car and cause a road accident - but since you asked so nicely...