Quick, somebody better get David Amess to raise this issue in the Commons!

This deserves a medal. Or a certificate or something. An accolade of some description at the very least.

"boring and monotonous life of an airport"

He should moove out of the way.

Stunning DayZ gameplay footage -

I had always wondered what the "I'm not racist BUT" of misogyny was going to look like.

Good to see it's continuing the tradition set by the previous game of ruining pretty fantastic animation by slobbering fucking horrendous voice acting all over it.

Good to see it's continuing the tradition set by the previous game of ruining pretty fantastic animation by slobbering fucking horrendous voice acting all over it.

Well, I was about to go get in my car and cause a road accident - but since you asked so nicely...

Mate, we're the fucking Kings of dinner-in-tiny-containers.

I don't understand it; James Coco went mad in fifteen minutes.

THE ABOMINATION IS INSANE.

For the love of God, please cut/bite your nails. That almost made me cry.

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Comedy based on chocolate/feces misidentification is an art unto itself.

Well-executed poop/fart/bum-jokes are simply a further wrinkle to a discerning comedy-lover's palette.

"XBOX - call a therapist to fix my apparent severe attention deficit."