I would totally bump his geese. Or something.

I have an overwhelming desire to grab a camera and film a kitschy sci-fi movie in here.

Is Krieg worth it? Because I've already spent about 150 hours playing B2 but I'm in a constant state of wanting to hit people in the face with a buzzsaw-axe.

In this case, I would actually thank Christ for leaving me out.

Fantastic work sir.

I'd say you could safely leave Judas out of the running.

Has it had a good day yet?

I couldn't in all good conscience ever turn that off. It woul feel like such a huge act of disrespect. Also, if I wasn't so tired I would come up with a decent "Han shot first" joke. Could somebody take care of that for me, please?

I think what you're really looking for is one of these bad boys.

Let he who is without sin punch the first face.

Thank you for your consideration.

Weirdly enough, I've been known to erroneously identify inanimate rocks as slain giants. Perspective is a funny old game, isn't it?

That might be the problem, come to think of it. Thankee' Southener.

Are you trying to get me to sell all of my organs for game money? Because that's where this is heading. That blood will be on your hands. Metaphorically.

I'm not too sure about that; I tend to see slain giants everywhere.

Those are both actually admissable in a court of law. You could have used them in the divorce hearing.

Did nobody else have the 'Repressed 50s Housewife' Barbie?

Yeah, mine was pretty pricey at the time. But the sound quality was and remains pretty crazily impressive. It was also worth it just to make Mix-Discs. Far more impressive than Mix-Tapes.

That is utterly heartbreaking.

I think I'll just hold off until Microsoft can offer me a full-on CyberBrain.