Are you trying to get me to sell all of my organs for game money? Because that's where this is heading. That blood will be on your hands. Metaphorically.

Those are both actually admissable in a court of law. You could have used them in the divorce hearing.

That is utterly heartbreaking.

Wildcard Prediction: Every publisher enables it. All the time. Forever.

Does your wife really buy that cover story?

That's what tends to happen when you get a different group of six-year-olds with crayons to make each of your games.

I know exactly what you mean. I have a personal favourite (VI), but XII is objectively the best game there's been in the series for a long time.

Absolutely this.

Just give him one of these.

Unless you're planning on giving me hundreds of monies I am going to have to demand that you stop naming sexy videogames that I can not possibly afford all of.

Do not pity or mock them. They wish only to protect their primitive minds from being blown asunder by the MAJESTY OF FINAL FANTASY XII.

You win the 'Good Taste in FF' award.

Preach it, brother.

I would just like to take this opportunity to remind everybody that Lightning's hair continues to be absolutely shit hot.

OH GOD I FORGOT ABOUT ANIMAL CROSSING WHY ARE YOU DOING THIS TO ME

Bugger, I always meant to play Revenant Wings. Thanks for reminding me. Well, actually - no. Not thank you. I've already got enough to be playing right now. Damn it. Videogames.

Well, that music is certainly music.

And that is the entire current problem with SE in a beautifully concise nutshell. Thanks for assuming I couldn't possibly relate to a gruff manly-man, Square-Enix!

Me in the Past: WHO IN THE HELL COULD POSSIBLY REPLACE DAVID HAYTER THIS IS A TRAVESTY A TRAVESTY

Think of it this way - maybe Hayter is still playing Solid Snake. Maybe Solid Snake somehow travels back in time and meets the Sutherland-voiced Naked Snake. And maybe, just maybe - they make out. Gratuitously. Incest or masturbation? NOBODY KNOWS.