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I don’t know about anyone else, but I think this channel of theirs is going to be a gigantic bust. Think about it: Oprah had issues for a few years coming out of the gate with OWN. OPRAH.

Interesting, in that I have never, not once, though about them as a mixed race couple because I was so busy being distracted by their horrible giant clocks, stupid “Chip’s an idiot and Joanna gets the shit done” schtick, horrible brand of Christianity, and obviously lowball estimates for how much it costs to fix

there were pillars at The Wing that they were to work and live by, called ‘the Isms.’

I also like to emphasize the fact that she was a fully-formed adult of 35 when she married him, not a naive young model just out of her teens. That woman knew exactly who he was and chose to marry him anyways.

Um, no about Natalie Portman. Read her statement. At first she didn’t get it, then she got it, and explained how/why she now gets it.


In so many cases, it seems like eco friendly, sustainable, feminist, ________ (insert progressive cause here) claiming companies are pretty much making the equivalent gesture of a shady, racist small business owner putting a Jesus fish on their business cards just to attract evangelicals. 

I think this is an important question that comes up occasionally and then it quickly gets buried under a lot of bad faith bullshit. I don’t really have an answer because I often find it confusing myself. But there’s a lot of smart people around here that I hope will contribute thoughtful opinions.

I have a (white) friend that worked there a few years ago who talked a lot about what a toxic work environment it was, so I”m totally unsurprised that there was also a lot of racism. The CEO is a classic Mean Girl. She frequently berated employees, people would find out they were getting fired when they saw their

and she’s so self-centered that she didn’t notice somebody filming her and worry about the optics of her a) faking it b) taking off her mask immediately after c) saying GOOD JOB! BLM! after faking it and d) jumping into a fucking Mercedes SUV while she says it. fucking idiot  

I’m gonna go ahead and say the disaster photographers are weirder than people who exercise. 

Can we please just abolish royal families already? Either it sucks to be one, which is unfair for people randomly born into it, or it’s fucking great to be a royal (let’s be honest, it’s this, yeah they have to deal with tabloids but they also never have to worry about anything financial ever) and it’s still unfair. 

Don’t be ridiculous. Griftin’ Donny’s involved, so no, they weren’t planning on spending millions of dollars on bunting and podiums.

Apparently, Harry hates the term “Megxit” because it implies Meghan was the one who wanted to leave the U.K., though it is a convenient pun. Perhaps “Susxit”

No, you mean a man who went to serve in Afghan partly to get away from the Press and has a longstanding issue with them for, you know, getting his mother killed might have been the one to want to leave?

Not to be a downer, but I’ve called those hotlines. They suck. The last one I bothered calling gave me directions to a hospital... that had burned down fifteen years ago.

It wasn’t wrestling fans who were attacking her. The incident began two days ago. She had a confrontation with a member of the house who shrunk her new wrestling outfit, the one made for her debut at wrestling kingdom. She scolded the guy, and the Japanese fans of the show began bombarding her with hate.

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And for those who are alone? How are you holding up?

David Brooks, Bret Stephens and Bari Weiss all still have their columns, but please by all means continue to cheer Roman’s misfortunes because she had the gall to say something mildly rude about a fucking millionaire.

While she did write some strongly-worded tweets about Wallis (calling her cocky), she never called her a c**t. That was a tweet from the Onion.

strong Lena Dunham vibes from Alison Roman, so I imagine we’ll just hear shit like this again. and again. and again.