Jesus Christ, Team fuckin’ No One.

Cue all the comments decidedly not accepting her apology because what would be the fun in that?

That is the largest 5 year old I have ever seen. I have way more questions. 

I’m so sorry but Kylie’s fillers and work are super apparent when she has no makeup on. It’s nice that she doesn’t always go around in full glam but to pretend you can’t see that she’s gotten alterations is just insulting.

You mean like this?

I don’t mind her pantry at all, but the amount of decorative junk on her island is giving me hives. Why cover up all that excellent workspace? (I lament from my postage-stamp kitchen with zero islands)

Wait, we are supposed to hate Jane Goodall now? 

Also if anyone thought I was exaggerating or being hyperbolic about the Florida State Legislature being a dick and balls I present two pieces of evidence:

My first ever sex dream was about this character. I think I was 8? Anyway, even at a tender age I could tell the dude was hung.

I really worry about yalls cabin fever. It's not even a week. 

I think we collectively decided he was hot at least as far back as 2017 when they had him running around in tight tee shirts covering the hurricane.

The last 15 minutes are some of the funniest material I’ve ever seen by anyone, and the contrast of that piece to the rest of the special (which is good but much different) was incredible. Given the darkness the world is going through right now, the ability to laugh hysterically while I watched this on an iphone was a…

Because it’s the little things that count, the line that had me laughing the hardest was Sarah Lynn mentioning her (I’m trying to remember the exact line here) “confidently sexual virgin tour.” Such a bust on the Britney/Jessica Simpson late 90's/early aughts era of female pop star stars

“As potent as the decision was to merge Secretariat and Butterscotch, I do wonder how much of that choice was motivated by John Krasinski’s availability or lack thereof”

Two finales (or almost finale in this case) of terrific shows where a door at the end means two completely different things is some fascinating timing.

Allison Brie’s line readings at the end were so creepy/syrupy/perfect.

Let’s go with the reviewer not being familiar with a 40-year-old movie that isn’t exactly in the cultural zeitgeist.

I had to look it up and I was kinda shocked that the poem ‘View From Halfway Down’ wasnt already a poem, it was written just for the show. I wouldn’t be surprised if that line becomes a popular saying to reference a bold decision you only clearly see as a mistake once youre powerless to take it back. That part gave me…

There’s something very sad and very Mac about giving the world’s worst dog an adorable name. 

I think that she doesn’t fit is the point. She would have made the main characters happier and more successful in their schemes but that’s not what the show is about. It’s about these deeply dysfunctional people. Dennis needs to be around to enable their dysfunction. It’s the only life they know after all these…