OkapiMachine
OkapiMachine
OkapiMachine

It’s spelled Natasia Demetriou.

I think this Vulture article is the one you’re thinking of:

I’m an American living in Britain. I’ve got final exams to study for but all I can do right now is drink and cry.

As a former smoker who vapes, I can confirm. Vaping is probably still bad for my lungs but I can’t imagine it’s worse than smoking cigarettes.

“Meghan McCain” and “Fox News Blondes” are redundant.

Has Matt Berry ever played a character who is not extremely horny?

Sarcophagus juice.

We really must do something nice for Gander one of these days. We don’t deserve them.

Fasting and going vegan are not remotely the same.

While the US maternal mortality rate doubled, California’s was halved. Every hospital in the country can copy our states protcols to make childbirth safer.

I agree with Natalie’s original statement. I think what rubs me the wrong way about Jessica touting her virginity while wearing a bikini is the implication that a woman’s sexuality exists to be enjoyed by everyone but her.

My personal favorite:

Good news: 6ix9ine (or whatever he’s calling himself nowadays) was arrested on federal racketeering charges. He’s definitely going to prison.

I heard about the attack briefly, but it came on he heels of the Thousand Oaks shooting (thirteen dead), so the American media couldn’t really give it much attention

It’s set on Staten Island.

Actually she’s a Kremlin mouthpiece. A classic honeypot.

Isn’t this how people get brain-eating amoebas?

That article decried the use of “female” as a noun. Did you fail grade school English or are you just a troll?

Artist’s rendering of the Pruitt phone booth:

Well at least this one didn’t try to assassinate the president to impress her.