Oh lets not drag the lovely Meat down to this asshole’s level.

15 and 21 aren’t really interchangeable looks in my experience.

Depardieu is 69 years old and his accuser is reportedly 22.

My ex is, among many things, a stand-up comedian. I went to every one of his shows (except the ones his other girlfriend apparently went to), and listens to him do his routine. I’d say only about 50% of it ever landed. But I wanted to be supportive, you know?

I thought this would turn out to be some crappy “viral” youtube prank. 

I don’t say this easily, but if the reporting is true, thank god he’s dead. 

“This story is stranger, and sadder, than it initially appears.”

If I still lived in a place where people have a lot of guns and someone rang my doorbell like that in the middle of the night, I’d assume they were desperate for help. It is incredibly risky to get on a stranger’s property in gun nut territory, especially when the witching hour of paranoia (any time after 6pm,…

Glad to hear she is safe.

What I know about him is based primarily off of his interview on Marc Maron’s podcast (which I generally found endearing). My understanding is that he got the reputation of ‘wunderkind’ not because he’s particularly incredible on SNL, but because he got ONTO the show at an unusually young age after doing stand-up as a…

I am curious about something written about Pete Davidson previously. Was he really considered a “Wunderkind” at SNL? Does he write a lot that I am not aware of? Because he seems like a weak link to me. Other than his honesty about mental illness (which I do admire), is he some sort of comedic genius that I haven’t…

Regrettable tattoo confession thread:

Have you ever been to El Paso, or even Texas at all?  This isn’t an uncommon occurrence.  I’d be more surprised if a guy named Robert who grew up in El Paso wasn’t called Beto, regardless of his ancestry.  I’m whiter than mayonnaise but even I have a jumpsuit with “Beto” stitched above the pocket.  The guys I worked…

Oh you mean the Hispanic who won’t use his given Hispanic name Raphael Edwardo Cruz. So he won’t be looked at as a “Mexican immigrant” to his racist base?

He can skate like Dana Rohrabacher can surf:

as a blobfishsexual, I can report in no uncertain terms that Ted is the hot one

True story: I once clicked on the Late Night portion of the HBO site thinking it was where they put the late night talk shows. This was like a month ago. 

Ugh. After this, him and Jost drop down... *checks notes* oh wait sorry they were already at the bottom of my list of good hosts for things. They literally can’t fall further. Actually I’m going to go ahead and put Sean Spicer above them. 

I agree, to a certain extent.

In a world where Chris Brown is still working, presumably getting laid, and not sitting in jail, this is so fucking typical. I still want to know what Dolores Upchuck’s thoughts on what came out about Louis C.K. and if she’ll still be working with him. Curious if she can do Better Things without him.