7. She goes to a Halloween party in blackface, and is shot by a cop who pulls her over for driving while black.

6. She’s murdered by someone who mistakes her for an undocumented immigrant.

You know someone from their team called the paps right? Or do you think the paps just magically also had all of the information about where they were going and why? AND all of the info about their interactions and Ben’s last week?

That EDM remix is... brilliant.... and reminding me of my stints in undergrad staying up until 4am drafting. Two monster energy drinks, one black velvet with an extra shot (already had four shots btw), and some Knife Party & Skrillex. Those were not sustainable habits.

This article shouldn’t even exist. All this guy wanted was attention, and now he’s getting it.

I wanna know what the rest of Saudi Doody’s rap sheet looks like, because I gotta know what the first 28 years look like before you become this fucked up.

Double fuck this mothefucker right here. Not only is she a literal scumsucker who ruined the lives of two people for her funsies, she is one of the gross minority who puts ammunition in the hands of America’s seemingly endless supply of rape apologists and does just her little bit to make the lives of rape victims in…

Denise Richards is another superstar that Charlie Sheen does not deserve. 

Jennifer Garner seems to value keeping the father of her children alive. More stories about celebrity compassion, please. Even if you have to make them up.

Its cases like these that lead people to demand an end to rape victim anonymity, or can lead to *actual* rape victims being too scared to come forward (the whole shitty laws of thirds comes into play here and she’s just bolstered one of the biggest thirds - What if the Police/Courts don’t believe me and think I’m lying…

Sex is nothing to be ashamed of.

I’m a little disappointed the Weisselberg news only ended up in Dirt Bag. I’ve been waiting for an article on it all day, but...well, better Dirt Bag than nothing.

Joel McHale needs money, obviously. But McCarthy? Also, Brian Henson, we are all disappointed in you. This has all been done before, both better (Avenue Q) and the above-mentioned scabies, Meet The Feebles, which was abhorrent and stupid. 

Yeah, I think editorial or artsy makeup is interesting, but what they are doing is basically making a bratz doll face come-to-life as everyday makeup.

The thing is, even then, it was illegal. So people understood on some level it was was wrong, but the law was very selectively enforced.

It’s all about reputation, as a large chunk of these kids are just following the footsteps of their parents and grandparents. For the nouveau riche, they want their kids to make friends with this social class. And the day school kids are never really accepted.

There are, and always have been, a lot of parents who shouldn’t be parents. 

These schools have wealthy, prestigious alums who will protect the institution and in most cases later want the step-up in life for their own kids that attendance provides. Kids don’t want the humiliation of admitting what was done to them and are gaslighted into thinking it’s just the way things work. According to…

Now there’s a man who’ll take his penis out on the subway.