I grew up with two girls that were homeschooled as friends - their mother inspected my overnight bag to make sure I wasn’t bringing in things from the “outside”. Eventually we lost touch but reconnected again after I had gone to college.

I hope I’m still flashing men I’m not married to at that age.

I think Florida-man may have finally found his animal sidekick.

so The Youngs aren’t into Rainbow Parties nowadays? So disappointing.

#teamwatermoccasin

Who in the actual fuck has a pet water moccasin

Finally someone has put in to perfect and descriptive writing what I’ve felt about Lily/ her awkward half sister Vera Bradley for YEARS.

I feel your pain. I have a long torso, 28G boobs, a 25.5in waist, and 36.5in hips. My body parts wear 3 different sizes, and my torso is so long that darts on a dress are up much too high. Shift/sheath/structured clothing never dreams of fitting. But I can wear the mess out of wrap dresses.....

I am a cooper skinned afro caribbean girl with a shaved head, and I think I would look wonderful in those.

I hate dresses like this. I have CURVES. Unless that shit is fitted at the waist, get it the fuck outta my face.

In your defense, Bruce Springsteen was pretty pissed off when Reagan used Born in the USA, a song about how fucked up America is, as a campaign anthem. I think you’re safely a non garbage person.

... Or get on a teeter-totter with that savage little psycho Paige Effinger back in 3rd grade, forgetting that she was the type who’d always jump off the end of the teeter-totter when you were up in the air, so you’d drop like a lead balloon in a great big deflowering crash.

Yeah, it doesn’t grow back if she has sex with him though. These are the same types of men who tell women that having lots of sex with multiple partners causes a loose vagina but of course having lots of sexy times with them does no harm. Their argument is as non-existent as my hymen.

Cruz does know that a lot of ladies had already broken hymens before even doing the dirty right?! Guess, those gosh darn ladies just shouldn’t ride bikes or horses or MOVE AT ALL!!!

Given how much shit I’ve seen flung at Benedict Cumberbatch on the internet over the fact that his great-great-whatever-grandfather owned a plantation in the West Indies, I could see where a famous person might worry how that would affect them.

It reminds me of a distopian novel I read lately (The Circle by Dave Eggers). In a non-distant future corporations make a lot of money out of revealing EVERYTHING we do and evetything about us. A woman is trying to be more “open” than her colleague to get ahead in her job so she agrees for her whole ancestry to be…

I have so many feelings about this Dirtbag: (and now I shall share them?)

I get it, Ben. No one wants to have terrible shit revealed about them. Having said that, I find it incredibly outlandish that he choose to bury this story. Why? Because of slavery, my legacy only goes back so far before I can’t trace it any longer. Why? Because my people weren’t considered human and birth/death…

I wonder if Demi will sue Mila in 20 years for “stealing” her pet jackass, Ashton. Only time will tell.

I’m related to Jefferson Davis, the president of the confederacy, and a number of my relatives were in the KKK. Not something I’m proud of. But I’ve found the best way to face having slave-owning, racist ancestors is to unwaveringly support the rights of african-americans and other minorities, instead of wallowing in…