My favorite is when my friends with kids who are older complain about a friend who has a kid just entering kindergarten, and they get huffy about the standard “She’s off to school for the first time!” post.

I just want to hear Bruce Jenner say that he’s happy. As a kid who built a decathlon in our backyard and competed with my siblings to be Bruce Jenner, I hope he gets to be what makes him happy. He was amazing and defined athleticism and masculinity, so let him define what makes him completely whole.

next “star” on DWTS

If this is all one hugely elaborate fake out where Bruce Jenner reveals he’s spent the last few years transitioning . . . into a professional romance novel cover model, he will rocket to #1 on my list of favorite people in the world. Grade A+ trolling. Two thumbs up, Bruce.

I hope Bruce can finally find his smile...he spent his whole life taking care of others, and now it’s his turn to take care of his self.

I’m half expecting Bruce to be trolling all of us and the reveal will be something totally inconsequential.

I’m betting the interview’s about his divorce.

“I’ve always known that, at heart, I was”

I came here to mention just this...glad someone got there before me

The Real Ann Coulter

Because it has nothing to do with her size?

Do we really know if he hasn’t apologized, though? A private incident 30 years ago doesn’t mean he has to publicly apologize to the world for this.

Are they bred for dissection? In my high school, at least, we used fetal pigs, ones that had never been born at all. Basically, went a sow goes to slaughter and is found to be pregnant, there’s no market for fetal pig meat and so they are repurposed... which is better than tossing them in a garbage can, yeah?

I don’t agree with their attempt to equate human and animal lives, but I think PETA is arguing that people die and then become cadavers, but they are not killed expressly to become cadavers. Other animals are killed expressly for dissection purposes.

How does he seem like a good person? Because he’s in all our favorite shows and he’s handsome and he’s friends with Tina Fey and Amy Poehler? I think Jon Hamm is funny and charming, but I can’t recall anything he’s done that’s made me think, “What a standup guy.”

I’m cranky because I’m going to spin class for the fifth day in a row (I swear to god, my taint has eroded), but I’m reaaaaaaal tired of Baby Grande’s cat ears and general self-infantilization. It’s creepy and tired as fuck.

Yeah but aren’t cadavers generally donated rather than bred for dissection? (At least I hope that’s the case.) So regardless of whether it’s an experiment or not, there’s a kind of consent there that nonhuman bodies don’t give.

That was my first thought: this ad is literally incorrect as med students dissect cadavers on the regular.

That is totally how a toddler would try to pick up a baby. Babies lifting babies!

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