I don’t think that my coloring while experimenting with auto erotic asphyxiation would really apply

There is no way this dude had MCAT scores and undergraduate university grades under any name but his very own. There’s no way he has two versions and/or they didnt notice his MCAT scores were from some dude named Vijay Chokal-Ingam.

I love the language she used. The Indian version of “I’m not mad, I’m disappointed”. Ouch! Nothing worse!

Even if he was telling the truth about this (lol nope) there is no evidence he got in because he pretended to be black. Also, he has a post on his site calling Abigail Fisher the Rosa Parks of our time. Go ahead and Google who that is in case you forgot who she was.

Also:

That wont happen because humanity would invent some artificial conception artificial womb shit
and you also have non-first world people who dont have time for shit like this, therefore they keep fuckin

IF YOU CAN FIND THEM PLEASE RIP AND SEND THEM TO US OMG REALLLY WANT TO SEE

It’s not about getting a blowjob. It’s about a show of power. Whether or not it would ever end in a blowjob, the asshole guy’s acting out on his need to show that all women are good for is blowjobs.

“Bg is a rare town. It is one of the few universities that have immediate access to bars within walking distance of the campus.”

“Hey baby, want to see my COBRA?”

•Jay Z had better not Monica Lewinski all over this dope-ass dress Yoncé wore while on the prowl in New York. [Daily Mail]

My favorite Michael Jackson story happens right after 9/11. Apparently MJ was supposed to play MSG (?) on 9/11. So his show is cancelled. He has to flee NYC. So Elizabeth Taylor, Marlon Brando and MJ are in a rented car leaving NYC. I can't even imagine who drove.

Why didn't he just change the pseudonym he used at hotels?

because Michael Jackson has the most distinctive voice on the planet?

Making movies making songs and FIGHTIN ROUND THE WOOOOOOORLD

ETA- dammit, those pics turned out giant. I'm just going to switch them up.

"should we see if Russell Crowe can sing before casting him in this musical?"

Russell Crow's existence begs for pranking.

On one hand, my soul mate is Moe Syzlak, and so I have no other choice but to follow his example with prank callers. On the other hand, Crowe ruined the best character in Les Mis so...