Well, that is a pipe dream of a holiday since I was just getting people comparing Blackface to "whiteface".

Okay, honesty time: How many of us would actually pull over and stop on the freeway for a black Monte Carlo with no police badging and tiny police-looking lights that's running you off the road in a very unprofessional way? I know I wouldn't. I would get the fuck out of there, and if he kept pursuing, I would pull…

If the motorcyclist wanted to evade why did he wait until the life and death moment to hit the throttle? An evading motorcyclist would have been long gone before being inches from serious life-altering injury or death. They are exchanging words or something.

Thr car was unmarked. How was the biker to know that it wasn't just some guy with police lights trying to hit him?

Yeah! Hell, why not just shoot him from the patrol car? THAT would put an end to it!

I bought into that whole "trust your body to fulfill its primal biological destiny" thing and ended up having a failed natural home birth after three days of back labor that ended in a hospital transfer and unwanted cesarean. Yeah, most pregnancies can end in an unmedicated vaginal birth if that's what mom wants but…

It's a joke about photoshopping since he received a lot of publicity about a photoshoot in his underoos grabbing his junk.

To all the people howling in the greys: relax. He has a perfectly fine package. The joke is them 'shopping it out, not the size of his junk. Take a breath.

I'll have that wench know that I received my proposal of marriage in sweatpants. And not just any sweatpants, but disgusting old grody ones with the crotch worn out that I reserved only for housecleaning. So There.

Stop lying to the womens.

I've let myself go.

Do cute sweat pants count? What if they are super adorable and from Anthro? Just kidding.

Uh. Huh.

Do you think Julie Andrews ever said "fuck"?

We all know why Liza was REALLY going into treatment

How sad that South Park was more than exactly right about this one. Yet, if you tell people that the world is SIGNIFICANTLY safer than it's been in the past, they look at you like you're a nutjob.

Agreed. I can't tell you how many people I've talked to who said they went to HR to complain about something - harassment, racism, unpaid overtime, shitty treatment from a boss, whatever - only to find themselves out on their ass later, and that it's so unfair.

Yes, you should enjoy your situation without ever assuming that what you are experiencing will last forever. Or even until next week. In other words, be grateful without being naive.

Gigantic truth bomb here, and one of the better work-related pieces I've ever seen on Lifehacker.

Yess a million times this.. I hate when people act like they ARE the company they work for. It's like chill the fuck out, you're just their servant slave.