OkapiMachine
OkapiMachine
OkapiMachine

Ted Cruz has brought shame on all of us Canadian-Americans. He doesn't speak for me! He doesn't understand my issues.

And then Day 6 you skip lipstick to focus on your eyes but then Day 7 you wear a surprising and depressing brownish-berry shade.

TMI Warning:

For sure that guy at least got a facial peel. But then why wince when sitting? Calf implants? Dick extensions?

Obviously, the names Pedophilia Pink, Rape Rosé and Scarlet Statutory, didn't have the nice ring to it.

It sounds like, either way, you run a legitimate risk of ending up exhausted and cleaning up poop. Damned if you do, dammed if you don't.

who the hell demands $250 minimums for wedding gifts? gwyneth paltrow's third cousin twice removed?

Patriarchy is a set of values and standards that we all enable and we can all change, yo. It benefits men more than women while fucking us all over, but patriarchy /= men. Stop thinking men == patriarchy and you'll freak out a lot less.

Oh. Then maybe he should stop being such a jerk.

This is super easy to achieve, if you're in my family. Dad will tell you how awesome and talented you are, but Mom will be indifferent and emotionally abusive so then you'll grow up doubting any of your abilities and never really thinking you're too great at anything. Success!

I'm sorry, is this supposed to be some kind of fucking joke? I'm not going to humor you with a huge long comment explaining the myriad ways lesbians are oppressed in general, explain violence against them, explain corrective rape or bathroom rights or sexualization/fetishization, the distancing straight women do and

stop with this shit, dumbasses!

The Netherlands (where Mirjam is from), Sweden, Denmark, Norway, Finland, Iceland: not everywhere is as backwards as the Thalys worker here...

I have yet to see homophobia in Finland, but there are also more bears than people in a lot of areas there.

This is SO fucking petty & juvenile. This guy reminds me of a petulant brat that would rather break his toys than let anyone else play with them. So basically what this re-animated pile of bloody fecal matter is saying is "You wanna get married you can't come to our clubhouse you have to go somewhere else & THEY won't

"I don't even really do cocktails anymore. There is a certain point in your life where you just turn to red wine, and that is kind of the point I have hit now. I love a nice Malbec."

The other day, a girl was taking my order at Chipotle. I couldn't hardly focus on what I wanted because some of her hair had slipped out from under her headscarf. Thankfully, her shoulders and ankles were covered or I would have passed out from the blood rushing to my naughty bits.

Then why not say "Dress slacks or skirts longer than finger tip length. Shoulders must be covered"?

It makes me feel like the administrators can't stop imagining the female students without their clothes on. It's creepy and too specific, like someone is having impure thoughts there, and it isn't the students. I'm not saying that is what is happening, but there's an emphasis here that looks super creepy and bad.

Why does it take having a daughter to understand that women are people? Is it because the daughter shares 50% of your DNA, and you're that self-absorbed? Is it because they're literally dependent upon you?

I don't really want anyone to answer. It's just ... frustrating. If this is how society gets turned around,