OkapiMachine
OkapiMachine
OkapiMachine

I don't have the acting chops for Breaking Bad, but I could play Marnie in my sleep. I think Allison Williams is on the same level beauty-wise as Adriana Lima, they're just different (also Adriana spends a lot more time in her underwear making bedroom eyes).

I'm just mesmerised by the perfectly symmetrical angles of their faces/eyebrows. Good preparation for the NYT announcement, you two.

I am in no way hating on Allison Williams (how could I when I LOVE HER DAD SO MUCH) and I recognize that she's expressing a personal opinion and is in no way endorsing her life choices as what is proper or good for anyone else, but I just keep thinking, like, "Oh, that's nice for you. You got a career really quickly

"Ricky van Veen" sounds like a fake name either Fletch or Roger the Alien would use.

I'd like to see your proof of the SAT being consistent, reliable, and an indicator of intelligence.

For some of us, practice helps with pacing. You can be well read and not know how to pace yourself through an exam. Also, you can have an extensive vocabulary but trip over analogies. For me, familiarizing myself with the layout, practicing pacing and fast techniques for typical questions, speed reading, and

Haven't they completely changed the SAT in the last decade or so? When I took it, there were two scores: verbal and math. 1600 was a perfect score. Now they have some bullshit writing section and now you have a score of like, 2400 as perfect. How can you possibly compare? (Not to mention all the OTHER problems with

Ugh. Credit checks should not be included in job hiring processes. So many people have bad credit because of medical debts.

FOR FUCK'S SAKE. I can't even remember what my SAT score was. I did absolutely no prep or study for it. My friends and I drove down to the testing center, took the damn thing and got the results. I got into a perfectly good college and that was that.

Jokes on YOU! I didn't even take the SAT's!!!!!

"I fill multiple choice in much better than I am speaking ability"

Whatevs. Unlike certain other tests (I'm looking at you MCAT and USMLE) and other metrics (undergrad GPA), your SAT score is infinitely changeable. You can take the SAT as many times as your little heart desires and report the best score. If you bombed the exam and it's keeping you from being employed, a hundred

I hope you know that this will go down on your permanent record!

It's the same in the UK with GCSE's/A levels.. I finished high school 13 years ago. Last year I was turned down when applying for a job because I didn't get the required exam result when I was 16, despite the fact I have gained multiple qualifications of much higher level since then. But it's not a job seekers

IMO, the credit checks are even worse. "Your having gotten fucked by modern American finance means you must be a terrible employee, so, sorry, though we might otherwise hire you and give you the means to recover from said fuckery, #NOPE. Go flip burgers for seven years as penance."

I got a perfect SAT score, but never finished college, wanna hire me?

Fucking Obama, making it so hard to get a job... oh wait... what was that??? employers use any opportunity to be assholes to their current/potential employees??? You don't say... and Obama is a convenient scapegoat???

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I've decided I'm on Team Nussbaum. I can practically smell the testosterone wafting off the screen and... I'm just not interested in #dudeproblems. It's okay if other people are, but I'm just not any more. Too much gritted teeth and gruff yelling 3 inches from one another's faces and I just kind of zone out.

—What You Post On Social Media Will Later Haunt You.

I think it was on Jezebel, but they had an interview with Kim and she said she went to her mom and told Kris that she was getting serious with her boyfriend and thought that she should go on birth control just in case they decide to have sex. And the responses were, isn't that what you want your 14 year old daughter