Ooh I have a thing for this!

I really fucking hate Perez Hilton. I hate his face. He is disgusting, obnoxious, and a sexual harrasser (a harrasser in general, really). God, I hate him. >:(

People that are like Hitler;
Hitler.
Pol Pot.
Omar al-Bashir.
That little rat Kim Jong-un.
And basically anyone else who is directly responsible for mass genocides.
People who are not like Hitler;
People who take offense to and calling you out for being a dick.
Basically everyone else.
Perez really is the worst.

Hey Perez. You're the fucking worst.

"Inside every gay man is a fierce black woman!"

Every time Perez has a chance to make an ass of himself, he takes it.

That's the best endorsement for New Orleans I've ever heard. They should put it on bumper stickers.

But...now how will I get morning drunk?

So glad once again that I moved from NYC to New Orleans. Life is essentially a bottomless brunch here.

Isn't a breast being used for its original purpose covered by the head of the nursing baby?

I had a dream that I met Johnny Weir, we became instant besties, and we stayed up til dawn drinking wine at his house. I was so, so sad when I woke up.

Because feeding your child isn't considered immodest.

Male participants who had had the door opened for them, however, reported much lower self-esteem than those who didn't.

I made this point elsewhere to some extent. We raise men to feel this way, and then we act surprised that this is how they feel? Seems uncool to me.

It's pretty much never ok to make fun of how someone feels, though. If these men are acting inappropriately, then call them on that. But you feel how you feel, and that's ok, including if having someone else open the door for you makes you feel bad.

Maybe Letterman won't have female writers because he'd just want to sleep with them.

Two quick asides before I get to the meat of the comment because I don't want them buried...one, who actually watches Last Call with Carson Daly? I don't think I've ever met someone that makes it a point to watch it but apparently there are a million viewers. Is it just that people's TVs are still on when they fell…

Regarding the graph: Laurie Kilmartin (white female) has been with Conan since at least 2011 and Deon Cole (Black male) has been with him since I believe around the same except for that brief period he was working on his own ill-fated show, which Conan got him and EPed. Or am I reading the lines wrong? Because he's…

Gee, I wonder why 90% of rapes aren't reported!

Well this just fucking sucks all around.