For being an ass-centric cover, I'd expect at least some bubble butt.

Sigh... I wish we were still living in an era where a full-coverage bikini bottom was considered sexy enough for a magazine cover.

So, what's the bounty on un-Shopped versions of this?

It's really bothering me that not all of the girls are making eye contact. But I guess since that's not where the reader's eyes are going, it doesn't really matter...

I have a serious obsession with Chrissy Teigen. She is so beautiful and funny. Plus, she's married to John Legend. Lucky lady.

?! He hasn't been separated from Paradis for two!

She is 18. Aren't most models showing nipples on the runway 14?

Those Marc Jacobs pants are making me sad.

I didn't think it was possible to make someone as gorgeous as Kendall Jenner look ugly. I guess I was wrong.

Even as marriage equality spreads from state to state, let all our constitutional amendments banning gay marriage be shameful scars that we wear forever. Let's not let ourselves sweep this under the rug in 20 years.

Shoutout to anyone in my state who's happy about this but not in a safe position to openly celebrate. This is for you too.

You are given a 3 lb leniency weight. (example- if your goal weight is 114, you are allowed to weigh in at 117 without being considered over) (caveat-if your goal weight is 114, don't even bother trying out fatty)

I met my husband when I moved to Boston to get my masters. He, with his bachelor-having self, had an office job with money. I ate well as a grad student, and now that we're both working he makes more money than me because he has seniority, that big jerk. Which one of us was the smart one, again? :)

I think it is funny that this is viewed as "More Women Marrying Down" and not "More Men Marrying Up".

I'd say that you are doing yourself a disservice if you exclude any guy because he doesn't like his job.

I love the idea of Ph.D carrying ladies marrying super attractive rugged men of the blue collar backgrounds. It works to bring them out of immediate or future poverty, provides the bread winner with hot lower middle class dick and in general just makes sense. Keep on keepin on ladies.

I hate "studies".

"Only 39% of newlywed women who married a spouse with less education out-earned their husband, and a majority of them (58%) made less than their husband."

That's my case. I'm working on my JD but the gent in my life stopped at a bachelor's degree (in an actual science, granted. Mine was in arts). My parents kind of look down at him for it because they think I should be marrying up (or at least at an equal level) because they think that financially, I shouldn't be making…