Anastasia Steele is basically Bella Swan with a different name. I'm still mad that Twilight was a thing.

I bet Bruce puts a Bruce Jenner action figure in his little helicopter and whispers, "You're free. You're finally free." when he flies it around.

Dakota Johnson told Vanity Fair that Anastasia Steele is "kinda boring" because she's an English major.

Down to her last two million. Breathing deeply. I just made a minimum payment on a $3000 credit card which I will carry for another year until I (hope to) have a tiny but regular income again. I am... feeling Robespierrian.

ummm it kinda sounds like it's rihanna's fault too..i know shes supposed to go to him for advice and spending help but still bitch doesn't realize she's spending millions when she buys a big ass mansion or swipes her credit card...dayumm bitcchhh izzzzz dummmb yo.

I agree whole-heartedly.

This is like asking what if Dennis the Menace is really hung. I just ... can't.

Sometimes I wonder if the tabloids play celebrity mad libs to come up with their stories: ______ (famous single woman) caught _________ (action) on camera while in a state of _________(lady emotion)!

Yo, Taylor Swift: I'm gonna be real with you for a minute.

The Kardashians were cover story on every issue about four months ago. Now they aren't on one.

I'm so mad at you, kale!!!!!

Serious question: is Jecca the British equivalent of Muffy? Meaning, a ridiculous rich girl nickname that every rich man must date at least one of?

Kim Kardashian and Kanye West have picked a wedding date and — shocker— they will both be wearing crowns in the ceremony.

I love that Kale broke up a relationship.

Why do I 'ship Cara Delevingne and Michelle Rodriguez? I really want it to be a thing.

This was obviously a response to a question I submitted. I cannot thank lifehacker enough for posting this. I literally cried as I read this.

Yeah, you lost me at "8:30 pace" in the first line of that workout. I'm one of the overweight people this article is targeted for. I do run already, and my running pace is almost 2x that. My husband lovingly teases me that what is running to me is walking or speedwalking to everyone else. I'm fat and have short…

There seems to be a lot of dislike aimed at Jennifer Aniston, and I think this is why. She lives the life many of us wish we could live - free of obligations, not caring what society thinks about us being free of obligations. Living in a way that makes you happy (as long as it's not hurting anyone else) tends to be…

Britney always lip-synchs. This is not new. She did it at 17 and she's still at it in Vegas—we aren't paying to see her sing live, we're paying to see a living symbol of the millennial generation's insatiable thirst to project sexual desire, fear of death and the hope of second chances dance on stage and flap a wig…

She looks so beautiful here. Go Gaga!