Dave's story for the win. I laughed til I cried, only after did I see this...

WELL THEN

'realistic breast physics'

Mayonnaise is at the top!

Marshall: It's supposed to hurt!

While I have no issue with the article, don't think that something's uncommon just because it isn't widely reported. That's a really silly assumption to make, especially for someone in your position.

These mods have been around since the sims 1, 14 years ago. I don't think there is need to talk about it in the 4th game in the series when it's happened everytime, no.

Thank you!

It's the best of them all. You can't help but get lost in its eyes. This was the only of the three Ash had that didn't evolve.

EAT IT HATERS.

You can tell them you're a chubby chaser.

It must be nice to have so much money you can afford to risk thousands of dollars by getting greasy finger oil on something like that.

Carl Poppa

Well that explains this...

As sad as it sounds, but this will never, EVER end. I mean how exactly are you supposed to take this problem on?

Haha Green Douche

Yeah? Does it mention the fact that it's a straight up rip-off of a classic Osamu Tezuka anime? ;D

This would've been all so much easier (and doable without cheats) if EA didn't cut pools out of the game.

It'll get you drunk! You'll be [frick]ing fat girls in no time!