Gets page hits. Rage is a great driver of traffic.

That fossilized bigot can eat a bowl of dicks wrapped in bacon and shit. Fuck him.

holy crap this is sweet shit.

You are one helluva funny writer. This article is hysterical. (see what I did there?)

It's all fun and games until you trip over that little ASSHOLE KID ON THE FUCKING THREE-WHEELER! I HATE THAT FUCKING KID! DIE YOU LITTLE PIECE OF SHIT!

You have a really zen attitude about the whole thing. Aside from killing them, I mean. But I think casually killing them is still kind of zen.

Possible other solution to the bedbug problem: your friend shows up ass naked with only a toothbrush in tow. They must requisition clothes on site from whatever is available. None of their other personal possessions are allowed to make the journey with them. It's up to you if you want to hit them with the delouser and…

I know if I was a microsoft dev or hacker I would be poking through random super hidden video feeds, braving legions of gross, sweaty nerd bodies leaking cheetos stench in the air and swearing at strangers on the internet and their mothers upstairs in the kitchen, on the off chance that someone attractive is fucking…

They also want their chicks for free. Sons of bitches.

My wife buys the shit she sweats in at Target. She can appreciate a good brand as well as (hell, probably better than) most, but I don't think she sees the value in paying top dollar for something that's going to smell like sweaty asscrack when used as intended. Smart cookie, my wife.

They put a chainsaw on a gun on a guy in a boat! LEGENDARY!

Bro. Tell me next weeks winning lottery numbers. Please? Bro? Broooooooo, pleeeeaaaase?

I am so absurdly excited for the reboot of this series.

I agree with this assessment. In general, people seem to work from a very stream of consciousness type of place when on the internet. And sometimes, they seem to forget that it is a permanent, public forum. But I maintain there is a difference between the cowardly bullshit you get from trolls, and the stupid bullshit…

I don't necessarily believe that being an asshole is a political stance. Some people are just pricks. BUT - you did hit on the best solution: unmasking. The problem with the internet is it allows people to be anonymous. Luckily, it's getting harder and harder to be anonymous. Eventually, people are going to have a…

I loved Charles in Charge.

If you're going to go flying around in the air on a stick, you want to make sure you have a lot of ballast to keep your weight centered.

I've never spent any significant amount of time on reddit. I wasn't really aware of its use as a masturbatory tool... but I'm always willing to learn.

The unfortunate thing is most of us don't have a means of comparison. I guess if you could find a REALLY HARDCORE Jewish convert you could get an informed opinion, but pleasure is a purely subjective thing, and it's not like I've ever failed to ejaculate specifically because Mr. Periwinkle Jones doesn't have a…

The important question is: will I be able to access any content I can masturbate to while I wait?