We didn't kick your ass in dubya dubya too so's we could call some cooked dough a fuckin' scone you Frog Kraut bastard.

I'm angry at fun, everybody involved in the production of fun, and people that have fun in ways that are slightly different from the way I have fun.

Huh. That's an angle I hadn't considered before: that the deeper register was the affected one. Good 'ole internet, learn something new everyday.

I've always wondered about this, and the corollary vis homosexual men and (what I believe are in many cases) affected higher-pitched voices. I say this just because I've known a lot of guys that spoke in a more "traditional" (big fat air quotes) male register prior to coming out as gay, but then after a little time…

Well, I still say marriage should be traditional. Like it was in 0. None of this newfangled 100 AD crap.

You can find the T8-H (that's a T8 WITH a hole) at Home Depot. Radio Shack will probably have it, too. But make sure you get one with a long, thin body, because the screws are in the contours deep. Luckily, if you can't get the screwdriver in there, the plastic is soft and can be cut with a pocket knife. Yay.

Here's a question nobody is asking: "Who the fuck is Miley Cyrus?"

I have no idea. It might have just been a defective one that made it through QA somehow. But God it was annoying.

I just hope they do a better job manufacturing these things than they did last generation. I bought a new 360 controller just a couple of months ago, and within days one of the shoulder buttons was completely unresponsive. I had to open the damn thing up and glue a piece of cardboard to the little bumper to get it…

Dude. Take your sarcasm detector in for calibration.

If you're going to treat the third XMen movie as canon to be followed up on later, you're gonna have a bad time.

Well you're just no fun at all. XP

If the light wasn't moving, how could they see it to tell? MY BRAIN ASPLODE!

DarkwingDuck is going to run Zelda I, that's always fun to watch. Dude knows that game really well.

I love these guys. This is always a great series. Their YouTube channel is full of great stuff: http://www.youtube.com/channel/UCId5m…

bwa ha ha ha ha ha ha!

That's gotta be the dumbest ad campaign since the invention of ads.

1) We don't like it any better than you do. We find it patronizing and obnoxious.

It's possible my experience with mobile trading card games is limited. But the ones I have played are universally bad. Cards grow in strength with little rhyme or reason. The numbers get larger, but the mechanics never change at all. There are few available strategies. I'm not saying the games are less viable because…

Well, I'm pretty excited.