And this is the most interesting thing you have to do with your time? Why are you letting a silly joke make you so mad?

Holy shit! It's The Stuff!

oooooohhh, you're a touchy one, aren't you? who nutted in your cheerios?

In fairness to 12, I think that one was a nod to mechanics junkies. I LOVED it. But I never pay attention to stories in games.

Or maybe they just need more self-imposed restrictions. How about they put FFXVI on Super Nintendo?

That's what I'm wondering. Mike did a pretty solid and fair review of Boob Dungeon: Dragon Crown of Boobs (and pecs), so I'm a little bummed there's no gameplay analysis here.

They deserve it. They're very qualified.

I'm used to disappointment.

It's funny, I was just whining the other day to anyone on various social networks that would listen about how I wished the NFL would just sell their games to me direct through a streamed feed. I would LOVE to just give them money directly for their content. I don't need the broadcasters, I barely need an announcer and…

That's a super-awesome question that I wish I knew the answer to. I would assume that somebody would eventually cease to believe information that is not credible, especially when it is found consuming that informant has led to making bad choices. But when in human history has that assumption ever been born out? I…

What about a fast-paced New-York-Hip breakdown of the blonde newsmaking team at Fox? It could be like Sex in the City, or something, but use actual facts from their exciting lives.

Perhaps a biopsy. I suspect he's malignant.

Oh. And FreeRepublic. Can't forget those geniuses.

Oh yeah. Keep going down this path. Eventually your entire media landscape will consist of Stormfront, Breitbart, Fox Nation and a few AM Radio Stations. Then you'll finally be able to reach out to the younger generations. This is a bulletproof plan.

I only read the headline, momentarily considered the idea, and then immediately jumped into the comments section to say that this is the greatest idea ever in the history of ideas.

If we're talking literal German construction, Überschadenfreude would probably be correct...

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I love scandals in which everybody involved is just shitty as all hell. It's like watching two guys you hate beat the shit out of each other. Nothing but pure, uncut schadenfreude.

What a super-great idea! Yeah! Not only should she have to pay for the filibuster, but she should have to pay for the special session they had to call afterwards so they could ram their bullshit agenda through. It cost the taxpayers so much extra money just so the Republicans could get their way (which is their…

I didn't even watch it. That's just my default setting for Pat Robertson.