That was my first thought, too. When I pop into a FFA match in Blops I just tap the "Mute All" button real fast and call it good. I don't wanna talk to these people. It's nothing personal, I'm just a grouch.

Not Suitable for Children was a pretty damn good movie.

guys like this are the reason immigration reform isn't going to get done for awhile. The Republicans in the Senate are aware of the very serious problem the party has in regards to everybody that isn't white in this country. But a lot of guys in the House represent only those people; these dying rural enclaves of…

Yeah, but Magic is an incredible game on its own. That's kind of the exception that proves the rule.

Collectible card battle games are somehow the perfect illustration of everything that is wrong with the "free" (pay if you want to be effective at all) to play mobile gamespace. They're complete garbage.

God this game was so disappointing. I played it for a few hours and just put it down. How did they fuck this up so completely?

It's a hard thing to do. Thief comes from a time before genres were well-defined, and everything kind of had a space to be what it was. Now it comes back into the genre it largely defined and you have people talking about how it is derivative of the works that were derivatives of it. Thief wasn't really made for…

OMG $10!??!?How will I ever afford $10? That's an onerous amount of money! How dare they even... oh wait. I have a job. $10 ain't shit.

Am I the only person that was bummed there was no VF this year? I'm the only person, aren't I? I'm gonna go to my sad corner.

Hey bro. Nice to see someone doing sports coverage on Kotaku. I look forward to more.

A good friend of mine did a lot of sprite art for this game! I'm super-stoked for it!

This is really really really going to scratch an itch I've had for awhile.

Try Broker's Dry Gin sometime. It's not quite as good as Hendrick's, but it's almost as good, and it's significantly less expensive.

You take that commie nazi stalinist fascist Islamic francophile nonsense word and cram it! Portmanteau. More like Fartmanteau!

Wait. White people are borrowing from other cultures and marketing them to suburban audiences in desperate need of some feeling of authenticity? Does Miles Davis know about this shit?

I think it's a great idea. No fair letting a franchise suffer and twitch on the floor, best to just axe it in the face and finish the job.

This is terrible news. I have a number of friends that work at the Dallas office. Sad day.

Callipygian.

This is a very gracious response to a criticism that a Japanese artist would probably have a hard time understanding and could be forgiven for dismissing out of hand. We Americans could learn a thing or two about provincialism from this man.