Articles like this make me wish data transmission costs were similar to what they were in the 1970's. Then shit like this wouldn't get written.

Or, alternatively, just be a really hot girl-Link. That's also completely acceptable.

I agree with this person's assessment.

In defense of angry male geeks, a short piece of devil's advocacy.

I don't think you should buy this game. I think you may not enjoy it.

They will use this data to conclude that people should always just take the next available house when choosing where to sleep, and the next available job when choosing when to work. And that people will act like sewage when choosing the route to take in between those two locations. It will revolutionize the world.

Completely agree. I have emulators on my phone, and with the exception of the classic RPGs, the games are unplayable. I managed to beat Castlevania II on my Samsung Galaxy, and that game moves pretty damn slow.

geez man. What's with all the haters around here?

I'm sure people are pooping all over this article. I would like to say, I have no desire to poop on this article. Cliff is right.

I feel educated down here.

What, you didn't play Enchanted Arms?

I've been reading tons of reviews on this game, and you're the only person that got it right. From a game design perspective, the only way you can get the terror of the Xenomorph correct is if you treat it more like Shadow of The Colossus. Every encounter is a big deal, and each one should be a nightmare.

RockPaperShotgun is very nice. They talk about video games. Remember video games? I remember video games. Think I'll go read about them on RockPaperShotgun.

Isn't this a video game website? Take that shit over to Jezebel, son.

He's a nihilist, dude.

Gabe Newel glances lustily at his prototype steam box. He laughs maniacally, his belly shaking. "Soon, my pet," he says, in a voice that would make anyone uncomfortable, "Soon."

They won't mention borderlands until somebody finally goes on a killing spree with a fully automatic rifle that fires acid rockets while chucking grenades that explode into grenades that explode into lightening.

I don't see this helping them with their games.

So, Dante is now Martin Riggs?

You said it. (by which I mean I agree with your sentiment wholeheartedly)