Damn it. I sure hope the smell of Parmigiano-Reggiano does not cross my mind the next time I’m masturbating to Pornhub. Because bleh. It smells like feet. That will not speed things along.

Such a mom thing to think.

Gallery Books is a Simon & Schuster imprint. It isn’t a vanity press.

go Serena! Althea would be proud of you,girl!

Now see you and I are a bit alike but may be built differently. I have a large build, 6’2’’ and 275lbs. I used to be 310. Ive been on a quest to get to 220 as my goal weight. I don’t like how they equate fat with being unhealthy bc I have friends that could not even walk to the mailbox due to weight gain. Where as, I…

I mean, it’s still not ok for men (or anyone) to be truly fat. It’s just ok for you to be *slightly* fatter, as long as 1. we know you were hot before and 2. could be again if we wanted you to. That’s all dadbod really seems to be.

I am so pissed off with the dad bod thing. Not in a fat shaming way- but guys are literally getting praised for not having sixpacks and not having to shave and like, I’m supposed to learn how to contour or be an uggo???!!

I’m 6’1” AND 219 lbs, I’ve discovered my comfy super healthy feeling weight is 210-215 and am getting closer to my goal.

Ticonderoga. Always the Ticonderoga, and I find that when you use a mechanical sharpener, loosen your grip a bit to let the pencil spin a little to get a uniform point. Love, a fifth grade teacher.

Boobs have improved many a selfie.

I want to hear how things go with you! You sound like you are brilliant and kicking butt in general. If we ever renew our vows I’m gonna let you know!

I’m sure you’ll know when it’s time or when you meet someone you want to know. When I met my hubby I thought he was the nicest person I had ever met and I still feel that way everyday. I actually told my close friend she should date him because he was so cool and she had a “come to Jesus” moment where she explained…

You know I'm 26, gay, virgin (and because I want to be, nothing im ashamed of at all) and I tried online dating these past 2 days, and I think I can wait a few more years. The people I have come across have been spawns of satan or some other dark force. The amount of arrogance and I want my cake and eat it too is just…

PLEASE ELABORATE ON THIS LOOK, NEED TO KNOW BACKSTORY

“Forgive me please, but that’s what you get when you play with people’s emotions.”

19, 38, 34, 42. I’m 34. So.... I both hate and love this website.

One of my customers here at the liquor store brought in her baby goat this morning. I about died from it’s cuteness!!!! #IdahoLyfe

Don't judge me and me wiiiiine.

I'm a cracker, and thus very late to this whole game. I was late seeing Paris is Burning, which is a fact I'm ashamed of and shall never mention again. Holy shit, did I learn some things! Dorian Corey explained it all, in a way that made perfect sense, even to my dumb white ass. Reading, Shade, Vogueing...I feel…

Agreed. Trees have been throwing shade far longer than humans.