I don't trust anyone who doesn't name their car.

Bitch, that was shade down! As a black gay man, I am well versed in shade. Honey she came for you on the low!

I'm gonna go with YES. I feel shaded on your behalf. Damn.

It was, but I am insatiable. I need more. I also love the ones where readers submit shade questions of their own to be deliberated. I would do it myself, but I work from home and what with this god awful cold, I rarely get out to see anyone other than my husband. And he knows not to shade me.

You look pretty.

Congratulations: you just became the 2016 GOP frontrunner.

This whole story pisses me off, because I can totally see this just being a matter of Mo'Nique not wanting to play the bullshit Hollywood game of Kiss Ass and Bear the Bullshit in order to advance her career. The smiling through your teeth, the treating people like royalty so that you can get a shiny award, dealing…

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C'mon Anna, this is a guy who con't tell the difference between a loofah and a falafel. You can't expect him to have a keen grasp of geography.

Why didn't someone tell me they were looking for a first edition Iliad? I happen to have one right here.

I have told him that for the last decade but he keeps kicking me in the nuts.

I had a dream bac when she was on that show on UPN. We made out and I noticed it tasted funny. I pull away and what do I see in her mouth? Fish eggs. Like straight from a salmon. WTF is wrong with me?

BYOG

Might as well, not like she eats in there.

Preferably not at the same time.

Joke's on you rich guy. I just made it my wallpaper for free.

If they changed the name of the show to Charleston "Charlie" Tucker, Serious Woman at Work, I would watch.

Whoopsies. Sorry for the assumption. Still, good luck :)

But see there is the other part....IM NOT A GIRL *snickers* :)