Precisely. And you see your kid on the school’s schedule, not your own. I get that people go into that with eyes wide open but still. (I’d always assumed there reason the aristocracy started boarding schools is because they didn’t want to raise their own damn kids.)

I’m sorry Rich, but you really need an editor or a word limit, because so much of this review was unnecessary. In fact, it’s not a review, it’s just the Christina Aguilera takedown you’ve been itching to write masquerading as a review. How do I know? First, you’re citing Twitter to validate your opinion that Christina…

How do you get through the day, like, through doors and such?

She’s brighter than anyone commenting here, that’s for sure.

“I just want to build with you” used to just be some shit neo-soul singers struggling at the Nuyo-Rican Cafe used to say to dig out some cheeks while being half way homeless and smelling like lavender and lightly used cat litter.

When I hear this, I KNOW I’m about to be hotepped.

Let me repeat:

Don’t ignore your bullshit indicator. This man says the right things but is smarmy as hell.

Hmm and yet something about his responses don’t quite sit right.

Sorry, didn’t mean to be a dick, just thought they were a nice middle ground.

So, guy — and short. I’m a fan of the kitten heel. Is there a more acceptable shoe that says “I’m dressing up, but I’m cool with not coming up two inches taller than you?” That’s what I assume these are for.

Lol right? Like a woman can’t get coffee with a man without getting pregnant 🙄

More power to that bitch! live on sister! However, not for me. There is farrrrr too much hot black dick that I need to see going in and out of my mouth and my ass! I could never give up the sight of a beautiful dick.

I 100% agree with your sentiment but also unsweetened applesauce with just a pinch of cinnamon is a snack that I turn into a full meal (by accidentally eating half the jar) almost every other week

Hey I just met you

Also a perfect Lifetime Original Movie title for this story!

I’m 88! Congratulate me on being alive!

A single mother of 5 just wants to relax at the pool for a day, is that too much to ask, little girl? Chill.

Most kids know better...