OhDaddySqueezeMe
OhDaddySqueezeMe
OhDaddySqueezeMe

Good luck girlie!

IM JUST BEING A HOT MESS. OF COURSE IM LOSING IT FOR ME. NO MAN HAS EVER SAID I WASNT ATTRACTIVE, BUT I WANT TO BE MY MOST ATTRACTIVE AT A SIZE I THINK WILL BE IT. ILL STILL BE OVER 200LBS...AFTER ALL, I AM 6'2''. THIS IS A LOT OF LOVIN HERE. A LOT OF GOOD LOVIN. I M JUST NOT DONE DECORATING IT.

Sometimes fine men like big women; lose the weight for yourself if you want.

WHY CANT I HAVE A FINE MAN TOO? DAMN YOU, WEIGHT LOSS!!! UGH! *RUNS TO THE ELIPTICAL*

I'd take all of them. At the same time. Or in groups of 2.

Ill take that SEXUAL ASS CHOCOLATE in the middle!

"cuz I wanted to have a kiss..." Well fuck. I want chocolate macarons to fall from the sky into my hands, but I know better than to ask for them.

I second this advice- I lost a good 45+ lbs doing just what you mention. I also calorie counted to make sure I wasn't over eating because I had issues with portion control otherwise, but with that and 30 min of running 3 times a week and it was amazing to watch my weight tick down a lb per week and my ability to bolt

I asked my wife, a Registered Dietician about this and she laughed for five minutes before explaining that she has been asked about it at least 20 times this week. "Bullshit, it is entirely bullshit." That was her response. Then she took the time to explain to me how if we really wanted too we could have tests done to

Authorities learn she works for Goldman Sachs, apologize, give her 15% bonus, too.

Almost nothing in this whole world makes me angrier than when one of you tells me how I should cut my God damned sandwiches.

Yes, that's all Africa needs is another white man taking his burden to show them how to farm. Because Egyptians and the Sudanese never discovered anything about agriculture before white people came along. Viva la mission civilisatrice!

"If we can turn North Sudan into an agricultural hub for the area ... a lot of technology has gone into agriculture and water," he said. "These are the things (the kids) are concerned with."

You just can't burn someone alive AND wear the corpse. You've got to choose one.

Beyoncé and Blake Lively is the weirdest shit i've seen the entire year. ARE YOU A WHITE WOMAN NOW OR WHAT

You can get herpes and syphilis from kissing. I guess you use a barrier for that too, huh?

I find it so strange how white people will bully black people for not assimilating properly and then turn around and emulate their every fucking move.

I find it so strange how white people will bully black people for not assimilating properly and then turn around and emulate their every fucking move.

Fucking ridiculous. It is OK to have a non-white name. It is just fucking ok. I live and work around a lot of black people and I get really mad when white people make fun of their names - it's racist, you assholes. Pure racism.