You bored my cat with this story. She's much too regal and dignified to comment.

Ugh, this girl's voice is AWFUL. So shrill.

I think the cut of it is making her look a little stumpy, but hell, she's Alfre Woodard—she's the best damn stump around.

Wow, she is luminous.

IM FREAKING OUT RIGHT NOW!

Call me weird, but I don't mind tips on how to look put together - especially in the professional classic sense - but I haaaaaaaaaate fashionistas and such.

The next article will be about how a well timed nip slip in front of senior management can get you promoted faster than years of hard work and dedication.

How the hell did I ever get my current job (and every other job I've ever had) without putting five makeup products on my face?

And the most ridiculous thing about this email is that most of the guys I know need the most outfit help of all, especially where I work. They don't realize how badly an ill-fitting/wrinkled/too large blazer or white socks-with-black-slacks can look when they're trying to impress the head honcho (who is always…

This is funny because I went through a period of interview dress obsessing recently because I was desperate to get out of my job and had gotten to a few final stage interviews without making the last cut. A lot of advise I read recommended NOT wearing skirts to interviews and suggested a tailored suit, which worked me…

POW!!!!

LUPITA NYONGO IS MY SPIRIT GUIDE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

She is everything! I can't wait to see 12 years.Where can I view the documentary?

Firstly Her name is HILARY, and I know her cousins and she's always been a bit over the top bat shit crazy. Baldwin senior here.... he's a special child... Thier wedding was unique that the groom had requested that no one from her side come up to or even speak to the Baldwins. Ugh.

WHAT IS WITH THE HOLDING THE STOMACH AS IF YOU NEED TO TAKE A GOOD SHIT? AND WHY DO THESE SINGERS TODAY LOOK AS IF THEY ARE TRYING SO HARD, BUT VOCALLY NOT GETTING NOWHERE AT ALL.

I just happen to own myself a World Record, thank you very much. Granted it was for "World's Largest Snowball Fight" and required, well, nothing from me other than sitting around for a few hours and getting pelted with iceballs, but STILL

STUPIDITY STRIKES AGAIN!!! It just wont take a day off!!

I'm glad I'm not the only one who gets the urge to nom on babies. Not hard noms, just, you know, love bites on the fleshy parts - cheeks and arms and thighs are the best.

GET THAT MONEY BABY! GET IT!

I have a male coworker like this. No sugarcoating: dude is plain, short, and doughy. But instead of going after women who are "out of his league" (we are all free to do so and I totally encourage it! wheeee!), he just bitches about how the only girls who show up in his okc matches are "fat and ugly" while making…