NO IM VERY MUCH SERIOUS. I AM NORMALLY ABOUT 90 PERCENT CAPS LOCK. YOU MIGHT CAN CATCH SOME OF MY POSTS THAT ARE NON CAPS, BUT MOSTLY THIS IS JUST ME.

Congress is pretty much all white people, so you're right, even though the caps implies you're trying to be silly/ironic.

Speaking as a white, middle aged male, I'm ashamed of my race and gender. But that's pretty much a given.

I BLAME WHITE PEOPLE FOR THIS!

Give Dita whatever she wants, she is a national treasure.

Kaley Cuoco is the new Jennifer Love Hewitt, right? At this point, she's been engaged 936 times.

Too bad Rihanna turned up on Stage on her Australian Tour one and a half hours late and so god damn wasted drunk (and her eyes suggest something more) she was having trouble standing. I sorry to say that any Raid of her next concert and compulsory drug testing will see Rhianna in a prison cell and an end to her career…

Considering her track record for shows the last few months, I'm kind of curious what Rihanna is 'working hard' at. I'm not trying to be an ass, but she seems to do more celebrating or relaxing (or drugs) than she does work.

Lindy, can I PLEASE come to the Love It or List It popsicle party? Hilary and David are my faves! Also:

RiRi: we're all sick of heels, and we're ALL NOT virgins. #carryon 420

Wait, we're getting more attractive? I approve...

Holy fuck, your comment is incredibly awful even with your edit. How did you even bring yourself to call someone a rapist so casually? Did you actually find that funny?

Im just saying the news gets shittier and shittier by the hour but I cant avoid hearing the news no matter where I go. Its just so fucking terrible. Its like a never ending horror film only not the shity scary movie parody kind, but the real michael myers kind!

Serial Rapist? Is that you?

CONGRATULATIONS JEZEBEL DOT COM!!! YOU'VE HELPED ME REACH MY SHITTY NEWS QUOTA FOR THE HOUR! *que shitty game show music*

I make amazing BBQ. And everyone knows that delicious slow smoked pork products are the way to women's hearts. I've turned vegetarians with my delicious pork. No pun intended, but pun embraced nevertheless.

I've never been so happy to be fat.

ITS THEIR FAULT!

Maybe put up a trigger warning? The women in this video get brutally grabbed and get more bruised and bloodied throughout the video

I am always threatening to eat my nieces and nephews! ESP WHEN THEY ARE BAD!