OhDaddySqueezeMe
OhDaddySqueezeMe
OhDaddySqueezeMe

I dont appreciate these bitches acting like I know them! BITCH I DONT FUCKING KNOW YOU. I DONT HATE YOU BECAUSE YOU HAVE TATTOOS! IM SURE SOME OF THEM ARE PRETTY, BUT THEY WERE JUST LOOKING FOR SHIT TO START! i dont like that! SO I WENT THE FUCK OFF!

Why are you so angry?? I genuinely am confused because you went from like zero to 5 paragraph essay in all caps super extra butthole hurt in no time!

WHY THE FUCK IS HE HATIN BEYOND THE GRAVE?

Hilarious. I think you win here.

I think Box of Fire could have just said she was stunning and left it at that. He/She didn't have to put down women with tattoos as something less then because that is how it comes across. There was no need to mention anything about tattoos.

ILL WHISPER IN HIS EAR, THE KIND OF WHISPERING THAT PEOPLE TURN AROUND AND ARE LIKE, "BITCH! I CAN STILL HEAR YOU. IN FACT, YOU'RE LOUDER THAN WHEN YOU WERE TALKING NORMALLY."

NO BUT DONT JUST BE LOOKING FOR SHIT TO GO OFF ABOUT! AND IF YOU CANT CALL SOMEONE OUT NICELY WITHOUT ACTING LIKE I PUNCHED YOUR MOTHER PERSONALLY, THEN YES YOU ARE A FUCKING BITCH!

So we are all bitches if we call you out on something?

Best comment ever!!!!!

I HOPE YOUR HUSBAND OWNS A REALLY GOOD SET OF EARPLUGS, BECAUSE, FOR SOME REASON, WHEN YOU'RE TRAPPING HIM IN YOUR LOVE, I BET YOU'RE HELLA LOUD. ALTHOUGH IF IT'S A RACE, I GUESS YOU DON'T NEED TO USE YOUR INSIDE VOICE.

I THINK ITS CUTE!

It's sponsored by a running skirt company (Skirt Sports), hence the skirt chaser language. I don't know, it doesn't really get my rankles up.

Did y'all just decide to hear about this? This has been a race series for AT LEAST the past 4 years...

an exclusive diet of bacon and ice cream slurry

Sorry I don't fit your perception of what a woman should look like. In a related story, go fuck yourself.

she is the very face of stupidity.

hahahahaha

Oh, definitely. I saw a ring-tailed lemur in a pet shop in Florida, running and climbing in circles around its little enclosure. It was physically painful.
Anyone who has an exotic pet, barring rescue centers, educational facilities, and can't take care of it and make sure that it wasn't taken from the wild, deserves

THATS FUCKED UP!