And it pretty much is, if you’ve ever had to work on one. I’ve had a couple of shall we say surprised customers over the last few years who had no idea what parts and tires were going to set them back for just a little Chrysler.

Wonder what the opposite of “anti fascist” is?

Twisted myself into knots a couple of years ago trying to get a power steering pump pulley for one of these for a customer. Cool vehicle though.

The problem with winter in Tennessee isn’t snow, it’s ice. You can’t plow ice.

I’ll take that blue and white one.

My wife wants to know what the heck is so damn funny. I nearly spit tea out my nose.

My son refuses to give up his first car, a ‘92 Escorted that he rear ended a Blazer in and totalled by any reasonable standards. It was however his first car.

I think those aftermarket headlights are a real improvement.

And as always with any aviation related pics, I will be available for her preflight inspection. I believe her empennage requires specific attention.

This is worth $900 only if it would ensure no one ever mentioned the recent movie reboot ever again.

I forgot rotation. And yeah my old truck doesn’t have a cabin air either. You’d be amazed at how many people I’ve shown their nasty cabin air filters that had no idea that they even existed.

Stains, rips and tears add character, like scars. They’re scars for clothes. Embrace them.

3. Brake fluid

Why are people surprised when both headlights fail at the same time? They were identical parts installed on the same day and operated for the same amount of time. That’s why replacement halogen capsules are sold in pairs.

I couldn’t afford to keep her, but maybe I could afford to rent her. Either way she’d wreck me.

Somebody who works at a nearby McDonald’s DDs an Allante.

This should be a thing.

Yeah I dig these cars but I can’t afford two of them. One for each foot.

Right? A beautiful name with actual Lincoln history behind it.

Please try to avoid the temptation to ‘modify’ the car. There are precious few unhacked cars left from this era and you’ve been entrusted with this one. You have a responsibility to bear here.