We have 5 people, adults and kids, on smartphones on our AT&T account. My phone bill looks like a car payment. I've vowed that when the contracts are up we're done, but I seriously doubt we'll stick to it.

Go into an auto repair shop and you'll probably find one. Still no substitute if you're dealing with forms that have carbons.

Once owned a house built in 1904 with a whole house fan that looked like a destroyer's propeller. That thing could move some air. When we put central air in the second furnace went in its space, and the thing was so big they couldn't get it out of the attic. I imagine it's still up there.