Is this the casserole from Better Off Dead?

I sorta agree with Gretchen - except she wouldn't be the boss of Toaster Strudel, her husband would be. That would be why Jason married her in the first place. He had hoped to be a big time lawyer, but didn't have the grades for law school so he took his next best option.

I hate to be critical of other women's bodies or faces, but this is clearly the result of substance abuse, so I think it bears mentioning. Substance abuse wrecks more the your professional and personal relationships and your behavior; it also destroys your body. She has too many enablers and handlers to hit bottom and…

It's kind of an issue that Tina Fey looks younger than Lindsay.

Am I the only one who SO WOULD

I mean, yeah, absolutely. But can you imagine how grim the alternative would be? "Well, I finished my taxes, time to reward myself by snaking all my drains and mowing all my neighbors' lawns. If I get done in time I can go out for raw celery with my friends and say only positive things about people we know. If they…

When he towel-dries it.

I am dead

Um, actually it's not about his penis. It's about ethics in journalism.

While taking a break from corset training, Kim Kardashian is able to have enough breath to laugh.

"What IS this movie even?"

*faps to Zefron buggering me in his coke-bro money den*
leave your adidas shower sandals...on

"because all the Kardashians are experts at faking something"

Maybe you guys should try to look at things from the man's point of view for once!

I get that veganism is important to you, but don't you think it's pretty fucking weird to champion that cause on this article?

Not sure if you're a troll or batshit insane.

Yeah, but how fucking beautiful is that kid going to be?