Work retail to afford gas to drive to dates.

But on the sand, only one set of footprints.

Jas and Ness Rose... Amber Rose... Peter Rose-nberg... all connected, you see? WAKE UP AMERICA.

Ernest Hemingway, eat your heart out.

Rebels: City of Indra, by Kendall and Kylie Jenner's ghostwriter, is the Great American Novel.

What is this world where I really like Taylor Swift? Single-dom (and feminist) is a good look for her.

Oh jeez. I might be a freak nasty bitch, cause all I could think was, "The smell of fresh pencils is very soothing."

I live in NYC and work as a server in an undisclosed restaurant downtown. Amanda was just at said restaurant last week. While dining, one of our bus boys was standing around texting behind the service station (we're not exactly fine dining). Amanda saw that this guy had his phone out and marched up to him, demanding…

Lets keep this civil and not mock this man for his physical disability, mkay?

Only in that I am the person behind all of these YouTube accounts.

ba-dum-tsssss

My corner bar at 11:30 on a Thursday night is pretty loud, too. No one would hear or be much bothered by a crying baby. Doesn't make it an appropriate place to bring one.

North does not cry and fuss. She stares with disdain.

One where the term "female" and "cum dumpster" are interchangeable, apparently. I'm a straight dude and this list offends the hell out of me.

I'm not really surprised by this. Swinging, the sort of Christianity that maintains that God is very concerned about universal adherence to gender norms (and that he wants you to get rich by investing in real estate! "Come to our prosperity seminar after Brothers of the Word and Ladies Bible Study and Fellowship") and…

Does he put a pasty over his sphincter or does the butt just get 0 coverage?

You know, I always read about "Homecoming Queens" in American media and I'm starting to realize I don't really know what homecoming is, other than 'important HS event, not as important as prom, but more important than that Sadie Hawkins dance I heard about"

I am almost weeping reading this. Sometimes I am up to here with the "love yourself" rhetoric because Western culture is severely lacking in a dedication to community, but the advice in Polly's column is solid gold.

I wonder how many of those dudes advising women to never take nude photos of themselves would call their girlfriend a prude bitch if they requested nude photos of her and she said no.