I spend 30-40 minutes a day thinking about this. I saw a bunch (okay three or four but that feels like a bunch) of Grindr profiles with #MAGA shit and general pro-Trumpery in the run-up to the election and it just made me sick and sad.

J. Fredd Muggs is just such a completely inspired chimp name

Like I wish you were wrong but.......

At least during the Bush years, the evil bloodsuckers running government agencies had like....worked in those fields or read a book on the subject or something. The apparatus of the US bureaucracy is about to be headed by random Goldman execs. It’s so fun I love it

You’re making an important and valuable point but I forgot what it is because THAT PICTURE.

Smoking pot and making impulsive decisions in my sex life. And cigarettes. I never really fucked with cigarettes until about midnight on election night, and since then it’s been gangbusters.

I believe killing your gay son or slutty daughter with the assistance of other male relatives is acceptable as well?

Travolta, on the other hand, just seems super gay to me. Weird, too, of course, but gay. As any of us are happy to share with you, weird gay guys are not exactly unusual.

He was hotter five years ago but has officially crossed into too fit/uncanny valley territory.

I bet you’re a hoot at parties

God the State of the Union.

I work at a pizza joint with a fairly large following of elderly people, and I’d say across the board, of either gender, older folks tend to come in one of two varieties:

People try to paint Bush as an evil man. Which first of all, probably gives him more intellectual credit than he strictly deserves, and secondly, never really seemed true to me.

The Belmonts were crazy stupid rich. Fifth Avenue/Newport/Long Island Hunt Country rich. 150-foot steam yacht rich.

Downright presidential of you

My first boyfriend called me his ex’s name the first time we had sex.

I fucking love Christmas and you’re all wrong and I hate you and I’m not sorry

We got to pick a few nice things, which meant we had to choose carefully things we wanted and would use and were well-made. So it was less about consumerism than about frugality and making smart choices and practicality.

Wow this started strong and is low-key a dumpster fire at this point.

It completely takes you out of the show. It’s awful. I hate his stupid little face.