Normally I dislike attacking politicians based on their personal appearances, but the man does have an unusually stupid face.

I've always thought the single biggest problem with the Greek system is that it treats sororities like its 1958 and the girls are getting dropped off each night at 8 after an hour of hand-holding their steady date's brains out.

Thank you, as do I

Do southern ladies ever fuck around? Be honest. I feel like they're not really a group to fuck with in general.

Just watched the Sainsbury's commercial brb crying forever

YES. #manfeelspark4lyfe

I just slept with a guy who had shaved all of his body hair. It was a huge turnoff and actually kind of freaky. Not in a fun way.

I lost my virginity to a guy off grindr. Nobody came, it was neither enjoyable nor unenjoyable, it just kind of happened. The worst part was that he made me buy him Taco Bell after. He's a major douche king, actually, but the experience of itself was meh. Mostly I was an 18 year old gay virgin freshman and needed the…

Burberry is in large part now a brand that makes super tacky entry-level expensive shit, but they actually make a nice goddamn raincoat.

More for me then :)

I've always found it ironic that we white people always seem to accuse the people we force (whether literally or through dearth of alternative employment) to do our most difficult, menial tasks of laziness. Blacks are lazy? Who the fuck performed manual labor of unspeakable difficulty for centuries without pay?…

When asked to describe my type I always say "Handsome with a capital H and little boats on his shorts."

Also, a couple things.

Isn't an Ariana Grande-sized Baby Bjorn just a Baby Bjorn?

Let's be real, it's all already probably been spent by the time I'm done writing this comment.

THANK you. Everyone bitches about how boring he is, but God help me, I'm into clean-cut, slightly boring white boys with well-educated cadences and nice hair. He's a morsel.

I don't care how not funny he is, Colin Jost is hot as fuck and can get it any time. I am really glad I now know what he smells like.

This is why we can't have (sort of) nice things.

Even if Ben Stein's views weren't hot stinky garbage, I still wouldn't want to listen to the sound of his horrible voice for an extended period of time.

Literally lying in bed, teary eyed from having read this article. If I watch her speech, ain't no way I'm able to leave the house today.