Ahhh Herald Sun. Melbourne's YouTube comments published for $1.20.

I honestly do not give a shit about the Olympics. I announced this at work yesterday and it was like I'd crawled into the corner to do a poo.

Good question. Once you get into the actual report you have to dig around to find that it is meters for the WC.

For those who actually want to calculate their ABSI go here. http://www.militaryphotos.net/forums/showthread.php?215173-ABSI-predicts-mortality-hazard-independently-from-BMI

Yeah, if she can choose what she wants to do. Otherwise get set for fun times and no goals because everything is interesting.

I considered a piece of Manchego at my local supermarket the other day - it was the same size as a credit card, and about 1cm thick. I did not purchase it as IT WAS $10. WTF Australia.

Who are these people who go to watch Tom Cruise films?

"And! Gracefully and grandly! Gracefully and grandly!"

It goes with everything, just like ketchup.

I just apply the tub directly to my face.

Pounding the ketchup bottle is my new euphamism for everything.

This is begging for a Tumblr.

Ugh, I agree. I am a massive fan of the Mitford girls and their general hijinks and I adored reading about Kick, except the whole no marriage and then relent and THEN HE DIES. FFS.

It makes networking easier.

True, they don't talk as slowly either, but the genetic pool leaves a lot to be desired.

The intimation is that they are making a FUSS and apologising for making a fuss. They would feel guilty about this for causing bother, which no-one should do, ever, ever EVER, even if someone has vommed everywhere (which to you and me is totally a decent reason to bother someone) because they are calling attention to…

His haircut says no.

Awesome work Tasmania. If you read the article in the Mercury, they've also interviewed a hairdresser who thinks everyone will get a stiff neck, it's so shocking!!

The English* constantly apologise to anyone/anything for things that are not their fault. They could walk into a hotel room covered in vomit and then be at reception saying "I'm terribly sorry, but there's something amiss in my room".

Huh, I thought it was just a different Mothering Sunday ([en.wikipedia.org]).