“Great evening with President @EmmanuelMacron & Mrs. Macron. Went to Eiffel Tower for dinner. Relationship with France stronger than ever.”

My fancy-pants dermatologist told me that CeraVe is the way to go, not only for poors but for everyone. It contains hyaluronic acid and ceramides, which makes my derm giddy. Bonus: CeraVe PM moisturizer (PM means it doesn’t contain SPF) makes my 40 year old face look and feel like a baby’s bottom for less than $8 a…

My fancy-pants dermatologist told me that CeraVe is the way to go, not only for poors but for everyone. It contains…

Flat out like a lizard drinking will NEVER be outdated! How dare you.

I can't breathe omg

Mental image. No. Noooo. Noooooooo!

That dog is signaling HELP ME with all of its being.

Same. I feel like most Americans do that, regardless of ethnicity. Unless they aren't leaving the house, they shower every morning.

Same. OMG ARE YOU MEEE

It's a crazy crazy thing. It probably started of as a simple corsage and just mutated. Eventually it turned into a large fake flower with lots of ribbons, but it could still be pinned to the shirt. I've seen current incarnations that have anywhere from 3-5 fake flowers mounted to cardboard with probably 10lbs of…

NVM, I found this http://yestotexas.com/12-things-non-…

I remember you reporting on the $10/20% option offered by Packhouse Meats before, and it still seems like the best option.

#NotAllWolves

What I want to know is who is raising these teenage boys? Wolves?!* Do the not get any moral compass whatsoever from their parents?

So, you hang out with gossipy people and you think they're the problem? Hint: the common denominator is YOU, kiddo.

You... need to hang out with different people, friend.

For what it's worth, "a girl's warm spot" is a pretty gross, discomfiting way to refer to sex with a woman.

Actually, it does. Your brain is LITERALLY not fully mature yet.

I am hoping this person is a troll, but making an educated guess that they are not. Sad feels.