I basically get out of teh shower, and put my hair into a turban, and then potter/do makeup, get dressed. Then I take down the turban, blot it a little more, add in spray heat protect spray and then dry it upsidedown until it's about 90% dry. Then I section into 4, and then start at the back, and slowly blow it out,…

Oh this is WONDERFUL!! I shall refer to IKEA as Al Qaeda from now on.

Mullet dressed make me sad. It's like they ran out of fabric.

Or a cream tea!

I have a friend called Jeanne, pronounced like the French do. Sadly everyone either calls her Jean, or John.

Why do people take pillows with them on trips? Is it a hypo-allergenic thing?

Randy Dickey will be my porn name from herein.

ME TOO!

it makes me feel ravenously hungry. IDK why

Plus town plastic and the price label stuck so hard to the package wrapping that you know it will show when it's torn off.

I used to wear boys shorts/jeans, that helped until the ol hips arrived.

Eh, Long Tall Sally used to be good. The quality of the fabric started getting really shoddy and everything then went downhill.

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I wonder if his foot still hurts.

I wore lentils.

Ugh, my calloused feet are regularly trimmed by my podiatrist. I don't do any sport apart from Wii Boxing.

Absolutely - I worked at a company who put on a free breakfast from 6.30-8.30am to get the softies into the office. I put on 20 pounds. Damned English fry ups!

Me too.

Perez is Derek Zoolander.

Pooping cat is pooping.