Thank you all for your feedback.

Ahhh see you'll be fine. If you've done the tough yards then it will be a sweeter homecoming! And you will get to hang out with him all the time! Be glad you have him, my boy is returning stateside... in less than a month. Wahhhhhhhh.

Oh man. How did I not know? That's my early night gone....

I'm with you. I crave palazzo pants, and when I went to Bali, I had a pantsuit made with them. They are the shit.

Nope. You're allowed to feel this way, no matter if it's Paris, or if it's a 1 horse town. At least you left home - how would you ever know what it would feel like to miss it?

Ladies, I have just started coming off Yaz thanks to it making me a crazy weepy rage lady. Did this happen to anyone else? Anyone else get bleeding from the butt? TMI????

My favourite curse at the moment is "Christ on a fucking bike". I have no idea why. Use it today!

Earplugs. Have saved the upstairs mediocre fucking machines *bang, bang, bang, bang* from being killed or accosted by scary midnight Segat1

Tasmania always left off ...

I loved her show. I especially remember the episode where she taught the kids how to be a housewife/make meatloaf, and it basically involved ground beef and cereal and it was done whenever someone asked when dinner was. Also, Thousand Island dressing will forever be pink sauce in my house.

It's simple. Make the screen a mirror.

YUM!

This is idiotic. The chap is cute.

I just want someone like Prince Philip or Prince Michael to fart, and have it reverb loudly around the microphoned, echoey Abbey, witnessed by millions.

Godammit Carrie Bradshaw will YOU NOT DIE???

Came here to say the same. I have the routine down pat, and if I need to shave my legs, I do it out of the shower, or turn the water off and use a cup to rinse the razor. Old habits and all that.

Let's not forget the "turn to camera, OH! it's YOU! I am glad, giggle giggle".

I've never wanted kids. People don't get it and continually try to change my mind. It's getting to the point where I walk away from conversations because it's inconcievable (heh) that I might not want to have kids.

My favourite retort to "Oooh it's amazing! You look great!" is a very loud, "ARE YOU SHITTING ME?".

Oblate or prolate? [en.wikipedia.org]