Stealing the Venus de Milo.
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The more I hear about weddings, the more I want to run away to Vegas to get married by Elvis.
@TheUnicornQueen: Ovaries exploding in 3...2....1...
@eagleandthecrow: Meeeee toooo! I used to get Seventeen airfreighted to Tasmania. What dedication.
But what does the Daily Mail have to say about this?
@so5minutesago: Cry?
I just hope she asks for what she likes in bed and that he says "As you wish".
We all wear meat dresses. Methaphorically speakingggggg.
@RayBradbury's_ElephantMonastery: THIS.
YES!! It made me love her even more.
I still love how she said Haitians. I still say it that way, in her honour. It's a worthy tribute, I think.
Yeah I get that... it's ironic, no?
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That the newspaper is called the Daily Trojan seems to say a lot.
What's the with date as the title? There used to be awesome puns and witticisms. Now, there's nothing but loathing and bile.
@cycles: hearted via ca.jezebel.com!
@the.babe.wore.red: "A Virginia Tech type scenario wouldn't shock me in the slightest... "
"Of course, it doesn't matter how many sizes you have. It's just interesting! And because it fascinates me, here is a poll:"
@LuckyEmmie: This is the best shopping story ever.