I am 6' tall. I have 36" inseam, DD boobies, 38" hips and a 24 inch waist. My feet are 44. Can I find anything to fit me? Can I fuck. Most luck I had was in the US. Tall sizes there are actually tall.

See, I always thought that parents who said this were just reinforcing their decision to have kids, which, lets face it, you can't really change your mind on. Until I met a parent who was bluntly honest with me and said it sucked a lot of the time. She liked her kids, but they were not the most awesome thing ever to…

@kentuckienne: this. We spend significant portions of time texting each other the usual gems of "We're ready to take our relationship to the next level", "We have a great connection", "We're on a journey" blah blah blah.

like I could afford Dior. #richpeoplesproblems

I love your username.

@vogueisover: that would make my day.

Buy a big bottle of hair conditioner from the dollar store and use it as shave lotion. Much smoother and less irritating. Same for blue double blade razors your dad uses. It's all marketing BS.

The best bit of this episode? When Miss J yells out "Keep it fabulous" whilst some poor whippety girl flails in the gerbil ball in the pool.

Molly.

Oh you have non-lyrca ones. I don't buy jeans unless there's a percentage of lycra in there. Makes life loads easier.

I'm confused, I live in jeans. They are super comfy. What jeans are you all wearing that make them uncomfy?

@Badger_Crowley: 14th.

Thank you! I will email them now. I just want flat, pointy toe in yellow croc print.

This is so much better

"toe vamp length preferences" - tell me more?

seconded. they also make a spotted neoprene sleeve which i just love and adore.

She doesn't even go here!

Geez. When I was 15/16 we were all mahoosive bitches to each other. You get over it.

Heidi changes who she is every couple of years. Mentally, spiritually, physically.

Ahh Heidi, it's not whether I would read, it's more a matter of can you write?