Do not read beauty magazines, they will only make you feel ugly.

My parents bribed me with large jars of Nutella for As on my report card. Multiple As = multiple jars. Other people got money. I won.

@CandyBacon: Safety in numbers! Phew!

It is wrong that a) the fourth season set in Italy and b) news of Sitch leaving makes me annoyed and upset?

@lavenderstain: I came here to say exactly that.

ZOMG Parents STFU!

Funny, I thought this was a result of Sam being a pain in his ass.

@DramaClub: I'm an Oil of Olay girl too. The old school pink beauty fluid/stuff in the jar. It's amazing.

Chips, gravy and cheese. It's the trifecta of goo.

Uggs with a proper sole are usually waterproof. Like these [koolaburrabeach.com] !

@wtfox?!: Stuff like this makes me love the Internet SO.MUCH.

@kittyclaws: I think his music is mediocre and that you're right.

@WanderlustingIngenue: I temped. I didn't know what to do. I ended up in a completely different field. It's really fun!

He asked me to forcibly insert the lifeline exercise card into my anus!

@UrineToxicated: And maybe I seem a bit confused, yeah maybe, but I got you pegged!

@Segat1: Annnd cue the most traffic I have ever had in a 24 hour period. You guys are sick puppies ;)

For those of you interested in zit popping videos, I did extensive research on this here.

I share a name with a girl in Yorkshire, who works with a girl with the same name as my childhood best friend. It is bizarre.

Here's what I don't get about the elaborate crazy cakes. Fondant icing < buttercream icing. Give me icing or give me death!

Hey, lil' Miss Sad-pants and her friend Serious Sally, how about some nice cool mints to turn those frowns upside-down?