@SwishSwishSpit: So I just ordered it from amazon (herroom wanted to charge me $55USD to ship to Aus... ahahah), and now of course, I have buyers remorse - please reassure me its squashy enough?

How much a ciggies in New York? Here in Melbourne, it's about $17 for a pack of Marlboro lights :(

@SwishSwishSpit: OH MY LORD I LOVE YOU !!!

Here's what I want: something like the top one, with the tummy smooshing effect, with the over shoulder straps and then some shorts to squash my thighs, and preferably down to the knee. Now I write this, it sounds like some strange religious garment.

Seriously, the kid is so cute my uterus just screamed at me.

@Hannapdx: I hate it when "long" isn't long enough. Give me 38" inseams or give me death!

@ILikeToPlay: I will go there immediately. Merci!

I recently reread some of the BSC books and my GOD they had some awful ideas about fashion. It was always some denim jumpsuit with rhinestones and there was always purply eyeshadow and skeleton earrings (WHY???)

@summerisnotaverb: The laws of grammar and syntax shall prevail nevertheless!

Two things equal harmony in shared accommodation, a cleaner once a fortnight and a dishwasher. Amazing how the balance of a house can be thrown out by even one of these.

@summerisnotaverb: I love you. Marry me in Style Guide Church.

Here's a handy, cut-out-n-keep guide for AFL players. Note: Awake!

@ZippyTheLangoustine: He is a langoustine too?

@ZippyTheLangoustine: I find them incredibly sexy and wish more people would grow them.

The best part about October is that next up is Mo-vember. [www.movember.com]

Are people not called Wally in the US? I've always wondered....

@cassiemajestic: ours was Johnson and Johnson and was horrifically early 80s (this was the early 90s).

Gwen Stefani: This shit is bananas! B-A-N-A-N-A-S!

Behold, the Australian Masterchef's Tower of Terror [www.masterchef.com.au]

Yeah, I had a Dutch bike just like that one. It looked AWESOME and was super pretty. It was an utter, utter, bitch to ride, was heavy as hell and I hated it. So I sold it to buy a lightweight bike that I actually enjoyed riding and did ride.