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@crustee: the "Excuse me"s were making my teeth itch. Also, he seemed to be looking at the camera at a 45 degree angle and the whole thing was so like Ricky-Gervais-style-sphincter-clenchingly-bad-but-funny, but minus the funny.

I remember being sent a link to Della back in the day. My first reaction was "It's a joke". And then that sinking feeling of "Oh shit, it's real". And THEN, fwding it to everyone in my office "IT"S REAL. ZOMGROFLOLWTFBBQ!

Ringu. A whole bunch of em.

Today I go to Bali for my 30th Birthday. I have also lost 3 kgs in a week (not trying!!). Today is a truly magnificent day.

@MissAimee: I think there's a great opportunity for nail salons and pad manufacturers to get together for a Gift with Purchase arrangement here, to avoid the whole jam-talon thing.

@DeeLite: We're talking like Roast Beef juices and the fat mixed with flour, stock, wine, herbs and other deliciousness. Or if you're making roast chicken gravy, add cream!

@ninles: Good point! Hadn't thought of that :)

This is front page news.

Err, who is she and why does she have tampons on her necklace?

Wouldn't it suck if you were Queen and you wanted to be something else. Like an insurance broker, or lawyer. Every day "Shit. Have to open another school/factory. FOL"

I'm 6' tall, and I went to the local modelling school at the age of 14, if anything to learn deportment. Oh who am I kidding, I wanted to be a teen model! OMG!

@EKane - say it wit ya CHEST!: i feel your pain. My fingers look like sausages without my falsies. Perhaps super long nails double as tampon applicators.

Crazy Nail Ladies - how the HELL do you put in a tampon with those things??

YEAH? So where'd she get that pearl necklace?

@alexandrahamilton: I spent a lot of time giggling ni San Diego at the FISH TACO signs. They were tasty though ;)

Her scarf. I want it.