Sloane Rangers FTW!

This reminds me of the time my dad used tweezers to remove a stone from my goldfish's mouth.

@girlarchaeologist: My pleasure.

I miss Euro beaches, the sunlounger and brolly for hire, the dude with the bucket of icy beers for E5, the topless sunbathing and the best sun creams in the world (texture, smell etc). Also, not being burnt after being in the sun for 5 minutes like in Australia. Sunbaking in Aus is not enjoyable anymore.

I'm just going to rub it all in your faces by telling you I'll be in Bali in 14 days. Sorry, will send postcards!

@girlarchaeologist: [www.amazon.co.uk] it says "All regions" so go for it!

@getbackloretta: I'm kinda tempted to make this my office screensaver. ShouldIdoit?

@kfkerfuffle: ugh I had the blocked sweat gland freakout. That was lovely.

@MissBuckyC: He's right. Maybe not right now.

Given this is a Daily Mail item, I would like to point out that the British Government actively encourages you to access (Internet based) www.nhsdirect.nhs.uk rather than go to A&E (Emergency) if you have the sniffles. Quite useful if you are a Daily Mail reading goon who is not sure if you should go to hospital if…

Here's a question that I'd like to know having read all the comments - People who like Nigella are from the US, and People who think she's faux and prissy are from the UK/Europe/varying other non-US places?

@sinead.elliot.: I agreed with the commenter, and then read what you wrote, and now I am all confused.

C'mon, Coke has always been a great douche.

@pantsless: the pause that refreshes.

@Denver_80203: that was my immediate thought. I mean, Paris's public persona is stupid, but I imagine that her private (heheh) one is not this frikking dumb.

@ms.windupbird: Sportsgirl is trying to be TopShop. I miss old Sportsgirl.

@filthygorgeous: I suggest Next for long legged jeans, I still have my Uk mates buy them and post them over to me. I am not speanding $200 on a pair of jeans when I can get them sent out from the UK for 50 pounds!

@NinjaPirateArtHistorian: Agreed. I daresay she could wear a hessian bag with a squashed caterpiller on it, and it would be considered daring.

@ms.windupbird: Yeah, it's weird, when I was at school we all shopped at Country Road. I still shop there (horrors). I just got back from Myer where Miss Shop was full of faux -vintage-esque things with zeros on the end. What? I'm trying to find a maxi dress for Bali and there's nothing....

@Eldritch: it's the best way to learn history.